#i worked like 22 hours this weekend and thought about south park characters the entire time

[tegr1dy]

the mcdonalds employee kyle concept that’s been floating around is so funny to me i love imagining kyle working his first min wage job but id like to extend it to kyle AND craig as coworkers. oh they’d hate each other craig gets promoted to manager just out of sheer luck being at the right place at the right time but he literally does the bare minimum & just sits on his phone in the back for half the shift. kyle on the other hand literally cannot stop moving & trying to perfect everything not because he actually cares but the whole environment just makes him so anxious that he can’t relax. he pretty much runs the establishment everyone looks to him as the authority because they are SCARED. he yells at craig a lot for taking extra long breaks when they’re super busy & craig kind of hates him because he makes him look bad as a manager but at the same time working with kyle makes his life easier so.