#i would pay to see hannibal lecter wipeout violently off the side of a piest. into a tree. one ski fallen off 10 metres behind- | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ev-enhotterthanyou · 2 months

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is it just me or would you pay to see your normally oh so composed people doing something you know would throw them off. like skiing. royally fuck em up. this applies to blorbos too

#like. imagine like. jonathan sims on the beginner slope on skis with the FATTEST slowplough youve ever seen going down jolting at 2mph #i would pay to see hannibal lecter wipeout violently off the side of a piest. into a tree. one ski fallen off 10 metres behind-#-the other on his boot stuck up at 90° in the snow and the poles are god knows where #im away skiing rn and let me tell you it would give me no greater pleasure to be able to show up monsters and/or psychopaths. love

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