#i wrote this before we found out ransom wasn't going to medical school

[coffee-at-annies]

So its kind of a running joke among my friend group that all jewish mom’s care about is that their child married a nice jewish doctor. They don’t have to be a boy or girl, just a doctor. And I just realized something, Mama Birkholtz might be sad that her son isn’t bringing home someone Jewish but at least her future son-in-law is gonna be a doctor. (Plus there’s always conversion and it doesn’t really matter as long as they raise the kids Jewish)