#i'll huff an' puff an' ya know the rest! (zeke)

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Of all the words to describe this place (most of which would’ve gotten the censors on his tail), he wouldn’t have went with peaceful. More like nauseating. Between the powerful smell of wildflowers and the cutesy little birds fluttering about, it was all he could do to keep from retching. Nope. This was definitely not his scene. 

Luckily, the smell of lunch was stronger than anything the forest was emanating and the Big Bad Wolf licked his chops, diving into the basket and making the pieces of meat disappear within seconds. Ever the classy one, he picked at his fangs, glancing sideways at the creek, figuring he could go for some fish as well. He was about to prowl over there, the birds above letting out a collective chirp, as if warning their scaly neighbors to hide. 

Big Bad let out a growl, shooting them a fierce look, deciding they were next on the menu. If only they weren’t so high up in the trees. If Snow wasn’t around, he would’ve already started huffing and puffing but--

That’s when a glint appeared in his eye, his mouth curling into a sly smile before he turned to the little princess, putting on his most innocent expression.

“Hey Snow, why don’t ya sing somethin’, huh?” 

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AYYY, IT’S THE 2ND ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIG GOOD WOLF!

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❤ Zeke getting some Holli smooches !!!!

As soon as the stroke of midnight hit, the wolf found himself in a fierce lip-lock with Holli, not hesitating to return the smooches. They were both considerably buzzed, his hat falling off in the middle of their celebration, his fur standing up as if he had just been stuck by lightning. His head was swimming like no tomorrow, both from the music and the generous amount of alcohol, but especially from her lips. 

She tasted of red wine and hot wings, (two things he could never get enough of, but then Holli had always been a snack and a half) and he wanted more. He slid his arms around her waist, pushing all the glasses, plates, and other random objects off the table, (somebody else could clean it up), continuing their make-out session celebration on there. 

Some folks would’ve taken this time to reflect on themselves, maybe do away with some ol’ habits like making out in public and wreaking havoc in general, but those folks were squares and not them. 

“Happy New Year, Hol! My place o’ yers?” 

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♫ “They say it’s my birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!” ♫

AWOOS LIKE HE’S NEVER AWOOED BEFORE. 

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❤ liv at zeke 🎉🎉🎉

The band had just finished a swinging rendition of Auld Lang Syne with Liv singing her heart out, backed up by Zeke on trumpet and the hams on their accompanying instruments. Once the clock chimed twelve and they struck that final note, the audience began to erupt, their cheers echoing throughout the club, the confetti raining from the ceiling. 

Zeke turned to grin at Liv, about to pull her into an embrace, but she beat him to it, giving him a smooch that shook him to no end. He seemed to vibrate for a few seconds, eventually wrapping his arms around her waist and deepening the kiss, savoring it as long as he could. Even though he had had more than his fair share of drinks tonight, Liv was sweeter than all of them put together. Another year might have passed when he finally and (very reluctantly) broke it off, spinning her around with a laugh. 

“Talk ‘bout bringin’ down the house, huh? Happy New Year, Liv!” 

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my pal @somniaxperdita​ made this gif and it’s perfect:

HE’S SO PISSED

I LOVE IT

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sunsreign said: She is here for that Grumpy wolf, with a giant plate of COOKIES .... chocolate free since she doesn't know if wolves also get sick from chocolate..... and they're all for HIM.

He looked down at the cookies with apparent disgust. What, she couldn’t get him a ham or at least a chicken? (He wouldn’t have turned down a good steak, either.) He wasn’t even sure what flavor they were (or if they even had a flavor at all), but he knew one thing, he wasn’t gonna eat them. He pushed the plate away, glaring back at the kid as she just came into his house and insulted him. 

“Get outta here! I don’t want ‘em!”