#i'm a top gun nerd but also a theatre nerd

[katewritesss]

Iceman: *Realizing that he has feelings for a tiny, feral pilot named Maverick* Iceman (to himself): What is this feeling? Iceman: LOATHING. Unadulterated loathing.

[newcronomicon]

whatree your HCs for Satan and the Gang

cracks knuckles

gary :

bisexual. worlds most cisgender man ( he/him )

canon PTSD but I also KNOW he's got that autism adhd on him too

I think he was ABSOLUTELY a stoner before he died. Also he died in THE most cartoonish way possible. like piano falling on his head shit.

he's got a limp canonically too so I feel like he uses a leg brace when he's outside of hell ( satan won't know !! )

claude :

he/it/they butch lesbian I Will Not believe anything different

I think his behaviour in Conceal and Gary could possibly hint at his death being gun related. Honestly he's probably the only main guy I don't have solid death hcs on.

autistic girl swag.

He was probably about 31 at MOST when he died I think ( my personal age hc is about 29 though ).

They're on HellRT, no top surgery cus it just doesn't want it ( nor does he trust the doctors in Hell for. obvious reasons ).

troy :

pansexual. worlds first cisgender transsexual man ( he/him )

death via drunk driving in the mid 90s. he was a lawyer for tobacco companies AND an alcoholic, just makes sense to me.

My reason for why he wasn't in season 1 - 2 is that he was simply in a lower level of Hell and got a promotion come season 3.

Top and bottom surgery, prefers living stealth for his own comfort.

Absolutely has some undiagnosed anxiety disorder idk I can smell it on him.

Satan :

any pronouns genderfluid CANON BI I'LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THAT

suffers with delusions but yk that's BASICALLY canon. finally some good fucking delusional rep

autistic as fuck too, btw

she was probably human once but has forced herself to forget it all, her "real name" is the last reminder of it all.

soft spot for "ugly" animals :) d'awww

7 feet tall❤️ cus I'm normal

their horn dysphoria is a transgender allegory. to me personally

just SUCH a little nerd ( specifically about schlocky horror movies, sitcoms, musical theatre, fanfiction and other things like that )

[minilpark]

hi :) i hope you're not too overwhelmed with all the TGM ship requests! may i request a top gun ship? please and thank you!!

pronouns: she/her

personality: i'm quiet and reserved when i don't really know people, but when i open up, i can be quite loud and enthusiastic. i love making the people i care about laugh. i'll even make it my mission when am with friends who are introverted and on the quieter side. i'd say i'm a bit of a nerd in a sense that i like to learn fun, useless, facts, but more importantly, i like to learn things to affect change. i was a poli sci major in undergrad and am currently in grad school pursing an MA (and possibly will pursue a PhD but who knows). i gotta say, i'm terrible at setting boundaries but i'm working on it. it's a problem bc i often feel the need to help my friends with stuff but it gets draining. totally a secret but when i'm alone, i absolutely do karaoke as if i'm a famous singer and will sometimes imagine what my life would be life if i was a celebrity (yikes that sounds shallow). and although embarrassing to admit, i sometimes imagine myself doing interviews with talk-show hosts lmaoo

interests: big marvel/mcu fan; avid NBA fan

hobbies: singing; guitar; piano; painting; embroidering; reading; writing; gardening

likes: staying home; enjoying food and drinks; watching TV shows and movies; quick-witted people; meaningful and vulnerable conversations

dislikes: bigots; clear injustices; close-minded people; camping (i'm very much a city gal)

pet peeves: having a know-it-all attitude and a my-way-or-the-highway attitude because damn is it frustrating to converse with someone like that; people who can't communicate because helloooo, i can't read your mind!

ideal date: nothing in particular, as long as i'm spending it with the right person (lol corny i know)

favourite music, colour, season: i think my music taste is all over the place, but i'd say i mostly listen to pop, R&B, hip hop, and jazz. my favourite colour, hands down, is yellow. and lastly, my favourite season is fall because are you kidding? when the leaves change colours, it's gorgeous.

~ 🐞 anon (i hope this emoji isn't already taken haha)

lmao i may be getting a smidgen overwhelmed with ship requests, but it's fine! thank you for asking for one though! also, you are such a cool person i love your vibes.

anyways, you and fanboy would be great for each other.

mickey isn't necessarily an outgoing person, but he isn't a complete introvert either. when you're struggling to set boundaries, he will definitely help you with them and remind you that you deserve a break from taking care of your friends and to focus on yourself for once too. i've mentioned this multiple times, but i definitely think mickey is an actual nerd and fanboy about things. you two would definitely geek out over marvel content or anything else you two are interested in. imagine going to whatever new marvel movie comes out in the theatres on the premier weekend! anyways, besides this, i can definitely imagine the both of you staying home one night, eating some kinda takeout food, having drinks, and a karaoke night singing to all kinds of songs since you two enjoy similar music genres.

[lesbian-stu-macher]

If there was a cast for a movie of assassins who do you think would play them? Mellisa mccarthy would be a shoe in for sara

I LOVE THIS ASK OKAY SO

for sure, 100% josh gad as sam byck. this would be a lot more dramatic than his other theatre experience, but byck is also fairly comical. i can see him doing the "your daddy doesn't, but i do." bit rlly well tbh

LISTEN james corden as guiteau would be SUCH a dream bc he's always in a suit and just has that jolly personality the role requires

also okay hear me out,,,, josh groban as czolgosz. YALL KNOW DAMN WELL HE WOULD K I L L (ha) THE GUN SONG

okay the actual ask says who do i think vs who i want and tbh i feel like a fresh face should play squeaky bc thst only feels right but like... i honestly feel like anna kendrick would play her in a movie ????? and honestly i'm not opposed to it i'm just like,,,, i can't see it but also i can

melissa mccarthy would be a shoe in for sara jane moore but like,,, does she sing? ik sjm doesn't sing much but still (as long as it's not amy fucking schumer i can not stand that woman) but now that i think abt it yeah i like the idea... catch me rb-ing this later with a new pick but

if they made assassins a movie, it would have to be r if they really want the real raw assassins experience (bc there are SO many f bombs) but it would probably end up being pg-13... but anyways i can totally see aaron tveit playing booth again for it, maybe that's just me

cast me as the balladeer i feel like the balladeer is kinda open. like as a man or woman it would be great, any race (BUT POC'S GIVE IT MORE IMPACT) but this is also a good opportunity for a fresh face. if not, then...

lowkey tho,,, michael cerveris as the proprietor 👀👀 these roles are so important but they don't "do much"

WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT MEANS THAT JOHNNY DEPP WOULD BE HIM LMAO

BC LIKE YALL KNOW HOW HE'S ALWAYS IN MOVIES AND THEN HE LIKE DIES BUT THEY STILL GET HIS CLOUT,, YEAH THAT LETS DO THAT

who am i forgetting

OH HINCKLEY OMG

okay first things first i want cory michael smith as lee harvey oswald again fuck the rules i'm still a gotham nerd

OKAY ANYWAYS JOHN HINCKLEY

why can i lowkey see john gallagher jr or jonathan groff doing it

NO WAIT DARREN CRISS WOULD OROBABLY GET CAST LMAO IS THIS JUST ME

okay sorry yeah i think that's everyone

FUCK NO WAIT IM SORRY I FORGOT ZANGARA

lowkey they'd cast dominic cooper

ok off he top of my head idk but it's been a long day so take this until i randomly change my mind and reblog