#i'm glad you all got to experience my journey through mammalian taxonomy

[lizardstho]

Best animals in each mammalian order

Rodentia: Naked mole rats (they're eusocial and cold-blooded, that's hardcore)

Chiroptera: Mouse-tailed bats (they got a tail!)

Soricomorpha: Cuban Solenodon (it's venomous and that's cool as hell)

Primates: Mandrills and geladas (they're Awful Hairy Men with fangs, i love that)

Carnivora: Spotted hyena (i LOVE THEM and their weird necks and legs)

Cetartiodactyla: Wild boar (i just think they're neat)

Diprodontia: Cuscuses (their FACES)

Lagomorpha: Hares (they're Big Creepy Rabbits)

Didelphimorpha: all of them except for the genus Thylamys

Dasyuromorphia: Tasmanian devils (yeah)

Afrosoricida: lowland streaked tenrec

Eulipotyphla: It turns out cuban solenodons are in THIS order and not soricomorpha so im changing the soricomorpha one to the water shrew

Cingulata: how can it not be Glyptodon?

Peramelemorphia: Bandicoots. Crash is my friend.

Scandentia: every animal in this order looks the SAME

Perissodactyla: Tapir.

Macroscelidea: i'm honestly tired of these shrew-looking things at this point but the Take A Closer Look At That Snout boy gets a pass

Pilosa: silky anteaters, they look like bad taxidermy

Monotremata: Echidna, knuckles is my friend

Proboscidea: Rhynchotherium