#i'm gonna ducking vomit excuse me

[samijey]

Sami and Jey holding each other after a loss to the Judgment Day 🥺🥺

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Late night PenGiana post:Sick Girlfriend made a custom spicy burrito-taco!

Sick Girlfriend was making something very special that she wanted to create in the kitchen.

Sick GF: *Hums* There all done, Wow! It's a fucking masterpiece! I gotta show Penelope!😄

Penelope was in the living room playing with baby rose.

Penelope: Who's a cute little baby, you are!😊

Baby Rose: *giggling*

Sick GF: Hey Penny, come to the kitchen! You gotta see what I made!

Penelope: Oh Coming! *to Rose* I'll be right back, Rosy.

Penelope got up from the couch and head straight to the kitchen, she arrived with a smiling Sick Girlfriend and a sliver dome on the table.

Penelope: Hey GiGi, *sniff* Mmm~ Something smells good! What did you make?😊

Sick GF: I'm glad you ask! You know how I wanted to make something like mix both spicy foods?

Penelope: Uhh yeah, You told me what would happen if you mix a burrito and a taco and i told you it would be impossible.🤨😒

Sick GF: Well...I've proved you wrong! Behold!

Sick Girlfriend opens the sliver dome and unleashed a mixed burrito and taco which was red and had a hot pepper on top.

Sick GF: TA-DA! What do you think?😊

Penelope: Hmm*sniff sniff* *cough cough* O-Oh my...It's really really spicy!😟😳

Sick GF: I know right?😆

Penelope's eyes were watery because of the spices of the burrito taco.

Penelope: *coughs* U-Uh Sick Girlfriend, how much spices did you put in this thing?😟😰

Sick GF: Oh relax, I may have put a little bit of pepper and hot sauce and one of my mother's homemade spices: Hellfire pepper😊

A flamy smoke was coming from the burrito taco and it showed a devil cloud coming out.

Penelope: *mind* O-Oh my....😰

Sick GF: Say, Since I proved you wrong, here *hands Penelope the burrito taco* You get the first bite!

Penelope: *gulp* *sweating with fear* A-Are you sure?

Sick GF: Oh don't be silly, try it!

Penelope: *whimper*😰

Sick GF: What's wrong?🤨

Penelope: Uhhhh How about you try it?😅

Sick GF: Hmm? Okay then *takes the burrito taco from Penelope*

Penelope: Are you sure it's a good idea for you to eat it? 🤨😰😟

Sick GF: Oh relax~ I'm gonna be fine, no big deal😏*eats the burrito taco*

Penelope: *mind* OH MY GOD!😳

Sick GF: *sigh* *burp* Oh excuse me🤭

Penelope: Uhhh Sick Girlfriend?You feeling alright?😟

Sick GF: See Penny? I told you it taste good and nothing bad happe-*stomach gurgling*

Penelope: Oh no....😰

Sick GF: No No No No, it's fine Penny! It means that it's just digesting to my stomach-*stomach gurgling* oh god...🤢

Penelope: You sure?😒🤨

Sick GF: Yeah I'm sure...*stomach gurgling too much* Oh god...that can't be good...*gag*

Penelope: S-Sick Girlfriend?

Sick GF: *gag* Uh-oh....

Sick Girlfriend's eyes turned watery and her face turned red when she felt a firey flame about to come out.

Sick GF: *flames coming out of her mouth*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Penelope: OH CRAP! *ducked*

Sick GF: *screaming in pain* IT BURNS!!!😫😭

Penelope: Oh god! Don't worry I'll get you milk!

Sick GF: *screaming* HURRY!

Penelope rushes to the fridge to take out a gallon of milk but Sick Girlfriend snatched it, opened the top and jugged the whole thing.

Penelope: Woah! Okay😳.....

After the firey pain stopped.....

Sick GF: A-A-A-A........*coughs*

Penelope: Giana? Now you believe me that I was right?😒

Sick GF: *coughs* NO! I still proved you wrong, and it's just a firey burp, no big-*stomach gurgling again but it was for somehting else*

Penelope: Hmm🤨

Sick GF: I-I think I'm gonna vomit *gag* *stomach gurgling again*

Penelope: I don't think it's that...it's something else....

It was something else, it means head to the bathroom, she's gonna blow!

Sick GF: *holds her stomach* O-Oh god....I Need....BATHROOM!!!!!😫*dashes to the bathroom*

Penelope: Oh boy....

2 minutes later....

Sick Girlfriend was lying on Penelope's lap while Penelope rubs her stomach to feel better. There were glass of milk full on the living room table and baby rose was on the second couch playing with her toys.

Sick GF: *groans* 🤢

Penelope: Now you see the results of never mixing a taco with a burrito?😏

Sick GF: *groans* Ughhhhhh I feel like....my whole digestive system and my rector system is on fire!🤢

Penelope: *sigh* I know, I mean you exploded the bathroom metaphorically....

Sick GF: *groans* This is what i get for eatting two spicy foods mixed togther...🤢

Penelope: I'm glad you learn your lesson, now you want me to rub your tummy and then give you a massage to make you feel better?😏

Sick GF: Please do...

Lesson learned: Never Make a burrito and taco mixed together with jalapenos and hell peppers from hell, you would've exploded the bathroom and your insides would be on fire.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Tommy

Ali: yo yo yo Ali: i'm back to civilization, using the term loosely there but Ali: what i miss Tommy: hey girl hey Tommy: oh you know several family feuds Tommy: standard Ali: oh the joys Ali: reckon i'm right on time for the next one Ali: soz I didn't have signal, what you want me to do lads Tommy: reckon you have a fair point Tommy: and solid excuse Tommy: if I had someone to do, my phone would be off too, like Ali: i've made the case for not spoiling the areas natural beauty with phone masts but appaz 'not the fucking point' Ali: no chance of getting away with that, city boy Ali: gutted x2 Ali: should be jelly though 'cos 😍 Tommy: Oh honey I am Tommy: Sickeningly so Tommy: much like your socials of late Ali: Haha piss off Ali: its the honeymoon phase Ali: and you can't act like you'd rather witness the death rattle of my last playing out like Tommy: Well yeah, never a more legit word spoken Tommy: Poor Marls Tommy: Bet she took to the heartbreak like a duck to water though Tommy: as for you and Carls, you've been in that phase for bloody ages Ali: I know, I'm evil Ali: not her first, or last, which says it all Ali: Not even Ali: anyway, gotta milk it, you'll see when you're being gross yourself Tommy: Not evil just scandalous Tommy: We've all had our heads turned by the straights Tommy: Can't pretend I'm not thrilled that you got kissed instead of your head kicked in, love that you got lucky there Tommy: Yeah even, you too been circling and flirting since the dawn of summer if not time Tommy: I think not. I'm nothing but fab in all things Ali: More Marilyn than Hitler Ali: one for the bio, thanks Ali: Ha, laughable, no one is immune to my charms also I do the kicking so Ali: coming up roses forever baby bro Ali: Exactly 😏 gonna be vomit-inducing 'cos you're gonna be thinking yours is the greatest love story ever told 🙄😉 Tommy: stick it on your tinder when the honeymoon's over kid Tommy: welcome welcome Tommy: And Marls thought she was so tough. Not immune to a curb stomp were you, babe Tommy: roses are cliche as hell so agreed Tommy: could be, sister, could just be Tommy: surrounded by sapphic role models in you and your boo Ali: could do it now Ali: sooooooo modern like that, darling Ali: omg shut up 😞 didn't mean to and not funny Ali: psh, as if you wouldn't be buzzing your tits off if someone got you roses Ali: umm not telling you you're doing this whole 'gay' thing wrong but you know the girl ones aren't for you, yeah? 😂 Tommy: yeah but will ya or are you too 😍 Tommy: real question is, has Carls taken to her new status like a duck to water or more like water off a duck's arse Tommy: calm down dear I won't mention the ex again, scout's honor Tommy: atm my tits would be pleased if anyone looked their way at all but we ain't on my sob story, here for your love Tommy: 😂 well now it makes sense Ali: only just got back, like Ali: can deffo take a day of recuperation Ali: not asked tbf Ali: i don't need a label on her or what we're doing Ali: poor baby 😥 Ali: wish you'd let me look at your profiles, pimp em up pimp you out Tommy: but she's still 😍 too, yeah? Tommy: not scared her off like Tommy: Oi! Take your own advice and take a day off Tommy: You can come when I hit the town if you're wanting to wingwoman that bad Ali: Oi yourself! Ali: Scared her off indeed Ali: trusted me enough to go into the wilderness alone like Ali: duh Ali: not even a question Ali: though really need to find you a lad there as well Ali: but you can have a hometown holiday romance, special enough for ya snowflake? Tommy: Probs just wanted to stretch. Caravans are well cramped Tommy: Piss off Tommy: You just don't want me third wheeling you and your girl 'cause you reckon I'll make it awks when she finds me more fun to dance with than you Tommy: Gotta take her and get her initiated though 🌈 Ali: yeah a 2 man tents well better Ali: melt 🖕 Ali: oh you gonna steal my girl? okay 😂 Tommy: You trying to say you didn't look at the stars? Get to fuck you lying scrag 😂 Tommy: Could do, she is cute Ali: Am I that predictable? Sigh Ali: Might be modern but draw the line at family 3way Ali: if anything, a step back Tommy: You ain't invited, honey Tommy: Full offense Ali: Finders keepers I saw her first bitch Tommy: Only 'cause I was miles away Tommy: play fair you dirty bisexual Ali: When you get a mans Imma call bagsy then Ali: wanna talk fair Tommy: we'll both be in wheelchairs minus our own teeth by then so I'll race ya Ali: 😏 oh hush Ali: secretly getting all the d and keeping it dl Tommy: 😂 Tommy: I wish Ali: 👀 Tommy: You filthy perv Ali: how did you know Tommy: Carls told us Tommy: we're that close now like Ali: well, that's a stop coming onto me if I've ever heard one 😂 good one, babe Tommy: 😂 Tommy: Get a lot of that, does she? awks Ali: You said yourself, she cute Tommy: Gotta do some kicking, kitten. Have you learned nothing from your previous? Tommy: 🥊 Ali: how not to keep a woman? Ali: harsh but Tommy: legit Tommy: fuckboy free inbox though Ali: yeah Ali: got their uses though, ain't they Ali: don't be too picky like Tommy: Not for me but you do you, darling Ali: 🤷 Tommy: with your luck they'd fall for you anyway tbf Ali: Like you don't remember having to hold Ma back Ali: weren't that long ago Tommy: Blocked that shit way out Ali: those were the days tho Ali: but fine, won't invite ronan to the gay club Ali: imagine Tommy: For you. Aged ma + 25 Tommy: poor bitch Tommy: Probs had to get her roots done Tommy: Which one was he again? The curly haired gypsy Ali: s'alright, marlene still fancied her and carly also said she would Ali: not doing bad old girl Ali: one of Ali: first and worst, some would say Tommy: OMHG REALLY Tommy: get it ma Tommy: oh that cunt Tommy: hit it Celine 'cause it's all coming back to me now Ali: yeah Ali: smug bitch Ali: no one in this family can keep it to themselves, apparently Ali: 😂 mhmm Ali: lives where Carly does, and was kinda her boyf when I met her Ali: official, like Tommy: reckon I'll steal your girls it's that saucy mare you gotta watch Tommy: Disgusting Tommy: You two fucking by association before you got near Tommy: That's some funny shit Ali: Real talk Ali: someone warn Da Ali: not me 'cos awks when I'm fuming at her for running off with my woman Ali: oh honey you don't even know Ali: we have a list Tommy: On it Tommy: Love getting shot in the face myself so I'm well keen to twirl past with that message Tommy: 😂 Tommy: How long a list we talking? Ali: Interpretive dance it out for him Ali: the most vague form of communication Ali: You actually wanna know or? Tommy: I'll get workshopping rn 'cause ma ain't go no chill Tommy: she won't wait and we know it Tommy: You tell me, sister, do I or not Ali: She's a busy woman Ali: if Rock didn't look so much like Da's side I'd question it frankly Ali: You know how I roll, scandalous from the womb to the tomb baby Tommy: When the adoption jokes ain't just craic Tommy: ooops Tommy: that's why we're the irish twins 'cause same girl same Ali: She's got some nerve, us all out here raising the devil child Ali: give him to his real daddy the inn is full bitch Tommy: 😂 Tommy: puts him in the postie's bag like back you go lad Tommy: he's kinda fit bet ma would Ali: oh babe Ali: hate to bring this bad news to you but he left Ali: probs got a modelling contract, eh 😏 Tommy: 💔 Tommy: pissed on my parade proper there Ali: i am so soz Ali: maybe i traumatized him Ali: okay you can get with carly once but that's it, then we're even Tommy: Not gonna ask what you let him see Tommy: between you and JC every sunday Tommy: 🎉 Yes Ali: knock on my door son, gonna get what i give you Tommy: 👏 Ali: idc if you're just trying to bring the bills, SIR Ali: we don't want 'em Ali: liverpool days got us all forever scarred Tommy: Too real to deal Ali: when you back fr though Tommy: Patience 🦗 Tommy: I got scholarship stresses Ali: must suck being talented enough for one, like 😉 Tommy: Says the genius Tommy: what's your IQ again? Ali: check the tinder lad Ali: put that on there too, how i get all the ladies Tommy: 😂