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[samijey]

Omg 😭 what a trio those 3 would make lol. The only thing ilja fears is having to understand jey

It would go both ways lmfao Ilja'll start saying shit like "efficacious" and "idiosyncratic" and Jey will ask if he ate a thesaurus for lunch and that's the match right there: Yeet Man vs Dostoevsky. Maybe a beating from Ilja is exactly what Jey needs to gain his full vocabulary back - just H-Bomb it directly into his braincells!

Meanwhile Sami will be watching the match backstage like

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triple h you listen to me RIGHT NOW you can't draft Ilja to RAW you can't you can't you can't just the thought of him ever interacting with Jey or Sami is making me want to expLODE

[samijey]

STOP YOUR ART IS SO CUTE!!!!! <333333

THANK YOU 😭 it's been many years since I've left my tablet here at my parents' place to collect dust so it was nice to pick it up again. Maybe I'll bring it home with me and try to do more stuff in the future if people would like to see more 🥴

[samijey]

fuck it! trickunov chibis because i love them very very much and who knows how long it'll be until they meet again 🤧🤧

alternative version under the cut (early days)

references for ilja's looks [1] and [2]

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Carmelo Hayes - SmackDown 26/04/2024

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"Naomi time!" bonus: me too, Bayley

[samijey]

the audacity????

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Jey still on Raw with Sami. I guess they really arent splitting couples

WWE's HR coming through with the save ✌️😎

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Sami and Jey on the same brand like to charge reblog to cast

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#☂️🪭

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👏 Trickunov daps compilation

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Kevin being just like me by going right for my fave - a red panda, and using the opportunity to dunk on Sami while he's at it

[samijey]

no idea why I like this spot so much 🤔

[samijey]

WAIT I FORGOT ONE I NEED CORBIN TO GO TO SMACKDOWN GIMME THE WOLF DOGS BACK

Can you share your list?

Yea sure it's not even that deep, I just need:

Ilja on the same brand as Imperium (I'd like it to be SD so he could murder Logan Paul and rehab the US title, but that's just me)

Jey to stay on RAW + either Jimmy or Roman joining him there (wouldn't be surprised if the whole Bloodline moved there for Netflix reasons)

Kevin to either stay on SD (KO vs Ilja and/or Gunther brrrrr) or even go to NXT to set that place right now that Ilja and Carmelo are leaving (please rid us of Karrion and his goons Kev you're the only one I trust) also KO vs Dijak??? 7 stars! At least a couple of valuable main roster names needs to go to NXT, otherwise that male roster is dead. He can murder Lexis at some point too, as a treat!

As for the women, I honestly got nothing - all the rosters are strong and interchangeable I just need WWE to book them better!

[samijey]

Ilja Dragunov around other people: 😤🔥🐲 Ilja Dragunov around Trick: 🤭🤭🥰

[samijey]

why slay the mad dragon when you can romance befriend him instead?