#i'm not competing in the freaks olympics or anything i'm a virgin neet loser | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

anaalnathrakhs · 4 months

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"i didnt expect you to be so crude" common mistake actually! see, i was a pathologically lonely child who retreated into the internet until i was almost legally an adult. this is roughly the equivalent of leaving a kid into the magazines section of the gas station for six years. sure, i'm socially inept and i had a whole lot of time to learn weirdly specific fun facts about linguistics and whatnot, but also i was locked in with all the porn.

#i'm not competing in the freaks olympics or anything i'm a virgin neet loser #but it's hilarious that people act surprised when i swear or drink alcohol #my dude. i just have glasses and the default medieval peasant girl haircut.#having a vaguely unkempt middle part doesn't mean i'm sweet and cute and pure it just means i dont really put in a lot of effort #you can guess i dont go out much but you can't guess if i LIKE it or not lmao #''you're a master manipulator i see'' i joked several times abt lending me an id to get into the club #why would it surprise you that i'd get drunk #broadcasting my misery

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