#i... dont like this. i hate it in fact. OOF. sorry for the poor quality will write better next week
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Tag-Along🃏 - Joker x Reader [H.L.]
Summary: You convince the Joker to bring you along for a small heist operation, yet nothing is ever so easy, is it?
Rating: T / violence, light swearing, death / it’s the joker bby
Word Count: ~3,400 (oof)
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Joker didn’t have rules for you, or him, or anyone. But he did have principles—those trains of thought that wrecked their way into his mind—the little obsessions that he clung to, his own personal philosophy.
One of them, the one that you always heard, was his most serious: never cross business and pleasure.
But Joker had been aggravated as of late.
Coming home early, while you didn’t mind at all, flew up red flags. His private musings were longer than usual, as he hastily hung up phone much more aggressive lately. And every so often, while you were making breakfast or getting ready for bed, he’d come up from behind and rest his head on your shoulder, saying nothing but deeply sighing in discontent—the way a bored toddler would.
While appreciated, the gesture made you nervous. All in all, the Joker was bored, and if he didn’t have a decent enough distraction soon, you worried that his men—or you, even—would pay for it.
Grumbling in the hallway or stomping his feet too loudly accompanied him everywhere in the last few days, so when you’d seen him sitting at the vanity later in the day smearing on the white greasepaint across his forehead, you decided to take a gamble.
“So... what exactly are you doing tonight?” you asked with a knock on the door, looking in the mirror’s reflection to gauge his reaction.
His hand never stopped applying the paint, now reaching up to craft the haphazard black circles around his eyes. “Simple inventory restock. Need a few bazookas—Gotham’s armory should have a few to, ah, borrow.” The words were so nonchalant as he moved his head to see if there were any missing spots.
You walked into the room, innocent as could be. “Sounds a bit boring for you, isn’t it?”
He turned around with a grin, looking like a skeleton with only the white and black—eyes seeped into his skull.
“You’re beginning to know me so well, doll. Now,” he leaned against the vanity and offered up the red tube, “come over here and put a smile on my face, hmm?”
You raised your eyebrows, plucking the tube from his hand as you performed the little intimacy between the two of you. His lips puckered up mockingly as you traced them.
As you carved out the red smile, you couldn’t help but mimic it. Touching his scars had seemed so daunting of a task at first, but now... it was nice of him, you guessed, to allow one vulnerable aspect to show.
Joker seemed to enjoy the moment also, slowly closing his eyes at the familiarity, leaning his head back in relaxation.
He looked content. Almost.
The good atmosphere gave you the courage you needed. Clutching the lipstick a tad bit harder than necessary, you let slip, “Why don’t you bring me along, then?”
Immediately, his brows furrowed in confusion, and an eye popped open to look at you. “What are you talking about?”
“I mean,” you hesitated, taking a shaky breath while your hand curled to form the wide smile, “you’ve been restless lately... Something has obviously been bothering you! So I just thought—“
“No, no, no, no, no,” he shook his head and grabbed your wrist in hand, halting you. “Tell me, doll, have you been planning out this argument in your head all day, or did you just think up this terrible question now?”
“All day,” you said, pulling your hand away roughly, but Joker held tight, unyielding. “Because you’ve been so obviously upset all week.”
“And explain to me—no, really, go on,” he hissed, lunging down, “how you accompanying me to a heist would fix this?”
You huffed, throwing the lipstick down. “God forbid I try to cheer you up with something different.”
His other hand looped around your waist, pulling you in between his legs as he held you between them, then taking both his hands to grab your face, he pulled you close, as if your heads closer would transfer his exact thoughts.
“I do forbid it,” he whispered, lips almost touching your own, “and you know perfectly well why. I like you here, safe and untouchable—from all except me, of course—because you risking your neck is a liability, and I protect what’s mine.”
“Liar,” you said quickly, as you started going cross-eyed by looking him directly in the eyes so closely. “You let your men die all the time.”
He tsked, disregarding them quickly. “They aren’t, they’re aren’t mine. They’re their own mistakes. And I don’t clean up mistakes, I just direct them.”
“Oh, so what? I’m pure to you?”
“The purest,” Joker mumbled, voice growing dangerously deep as he leaned in to finally connect you two.
It was a shock—both physically and mentally. Every interaction with him was mental gymnastics. Every kiss was like an electric charge. It exhausted you, excited you.
You reached a hand up then to deepen the kiss, but that had been his queue to stop.
“Ah, ah, ah, don’t get so hot on me when I have to leave,” he said, leaning away with a smack of his lips.
“But—“
“Hush,” Joker insisted, redirecting your head to press against his chest in an attempt to keep you quiet. His one hand looped around to pat your hair down. “I only want you to understand my point of view. Business and pleasure don’t mix.”
“But you said the business was simple!” you retorted, lifting your head up. “And you haven’t been very pleasant lately!”
“Doll, I am fine. In fact,” he licked his lips, already cracking the paint, “a smile never leaves my face!”
You didn’t think it possible, but when he smiled he managed to look even more unhappy.
“This isn’t just about you, you know... Maybe I want to accompany you because I’d like to,” you said, trying an entirely different approach to hopefully speak to his ego. “Maybe I’d like to see the your working side—the side that everyone else sees.”
At that, Joker grinned, already playing out all the fantasies in his mind. A laugh sounded from him until he waved a finger at you. “Hmph, you’re trying. You’re tempting me.”
“Come on,” you whined. “I know heists aren’t anything new for you—they’re boring!—but maybe with me it will be?”
You were grasping at straws, but you could see him cracking. A final push was all that was needed.
“Let’s say you go,” Joker pushed away, leaving you behind at the vanity while he threw on his dusty trench coat over top. “What will happen? You distract me in front of the men? You trip over a live wire? What?”
You started at him blankly while he began fitting on his gloves with a hard slap of the skin.
“Because the way I see it—the right way—is that you’ll distract me, get me going, make me...” he rolled his eyes at the thought of even saying the word, “emotional.”
And with that case of his, all your arguments flew out the window. Your mind struggled to come up with something that might appeal to him.
“Don’t you... um, want?” you cleared your throat, knowing this was a long shot. “To, well, show me off?“
“And have their eyes have the fortune of seeing you?” he purred, opening up the door to leave. “Never.”
“What if—“ you were going to argue, going to call him a name or throw a tantrum, but the more you thought, it just wasn’t worth it. The original goal was to make him feel better, after all, not worse. So you cut yourself off, arms falling to your side in defeat. “Fine.”
“You’re not going,” Joker said pointedly as he straightened his tie. “I’ll be back in a few hours where you will be asleep and not waiting up for me. Do you understand?”
You bit down on your tongue to prevent anything other than “Yes” to slip out.
“Good,” Joker replied, ruffling his hair up last-minute while he glanced at himself in a mirror. “You surprised us all and proven you can follow orders given—that’s important,” he mocked.
“Whatever,” you grumbled, turning your back to go get a shower. “Have fun stealing your bazookas.”
“Thank you, my dear,” he said, mimicking that of an old 1950s sitcom husband. “Oh, and one more thing?” You were about to leave the room, but stopped. “Get your shoes on—I’ve decided you’re coming along and that’s an order.”
Your mouth dropped, and frantically you slipped on a pair of shoes before you followed his laugh out the door.
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To your surprise, you kept silent the entire drive. Joker proved himself to be a truly terrible driver—speeding in all the wrong places and swerving when completely unnecessary—but you had a feeling he was only showing off his failed skills to scare you.
Even he seemed impressed when the van finally parked outside in an alley two blocks down and not a word was uttered.
Without warning, he got out, flinging open the back van doors to get some bags. After throwing two over his shoulder, he tossed something at you.
“A mask?” your nose scrunched up at the painted clown face staring up at you. It was all chipped off too, as if someone else had worn it.
Joker threw you a look, grabbing various guns and dropping them into multiple pockets. “Put it on. Last thing I need is for your face to be dripping in greasepaint too.”
“Would I be able to get a fancy alter-ego then?” you laughed as you slipped it on and began to match his stride down the alley. “Though not a clown. Definitely not. I like you and all, but the idea of couple crime costumes is—hmph!”
His hand flew against your mouth, arms caging around you and throwing both of you towards the brick wall. Your eyes widened, but you didn’t necessarily feel him tense up. Joker was just on guard.
“Now,” he hissed in your ear, and you could feel the heat of his breath against your cheak, “there is a camera right around there,” he waved in a general direction ahead. “I am going to dismantle it and you,” he squeezed tighter, “are going to keep quiet and follow dutifully behind. Alright?”
You opened your mouth to respond, but he didn’t let go. “Mm, mm, mm, no words! Nod.”
After nodding yes, he let go, stalking forward with a pistol in one hand and a bouncy step in his foot.
His eyes scanned the area around you two, and he must have found what he was looking for because quickly, he raised the pistol and shot, shattering some little black orb on the side of the building.
“And there goes... our... audience,” he hummed, arm hanging back down to his side.
“How did you even see that?” you muffled against the mask, eyes squinting to find what he apparently had.
“With my two eyes, doll, with my two eyes,” he muttered, slipping the gun back in his pocket. “Now, climb that ladder instead of stalking me.”
“Admiring. Observing,” you insisted. “And... why me first? There could be someone at the top waiting.”
“There could be,” he conceded, but didn’t shy away from placing your hand on the first rung, “and if there is, that’d certainly mean that they’d learn from their mistakes. But,” he clicked his tongue, “they’re not as smart as that.”
You sighed, “It’d make me feel better if you had your gun out... all the same.”
“How can I say no to that?” Joker smiled, pulling out a short shotgun and resting it over his shoulder. “Now scat.”
He poked you in the back with the nose of the gun, and with a grumble you began climbing.
The building wasn’t too tall—only a few stories high —but the wind nipped with it being so late in the night, and you kept having to push the too-big mask back on your face.
Before you climbed the last few rungs to look over, you hesitated, knuckles turning white from your cold grip.
You looked down at Joker. A toothy smile with crinkling eyes meet you while he lazily held on with a hand, rocking back ‘n forth on his heels. Hair and jacket billowing in the air, he didn’t look the least bit worried.
“Promise me there’s no one up here waiting for us?” you whispered.
“Cross my heart and hope to die~” he sang, gun swinging in his hand, “though, that’s how I always am.”
Taking a deep breath to steady yourself, your hands grabbed the rooftop, hoisting yourself up to throw a leg over, and—
He was right, of course.
Feeling like a baby once he made it up also, Joker couldn’t not take the opportunity to tease.
“No one here. See?” he said, ruffling your hair obnoxiously. “Perhaps you’ve been spending too much time with me. You’re starting to get a little, ah, dramatic.”
“It’s not funny,” you muttered as he shot the door lock off with a silencer.
“Relax, doll. Aren’t you here to entertain me on this bring-your-kid-to-work day experience?” he clicked his tongue, shaking his head. “Bad manners...”
“I’m a kid?” you scoffed, following him down the stairwell the door opened to. “I think not enough people know the truth.”
“Of?”
“Just how young you look underneath all that war paint. We almost look like a proper couple.”
Joker stopped immediately, holding out his hand to throw you a nasty look. “Talk like that again and we won’t be anything for much longer.”
Repressing a smile, you held up a hand to show him zipping your lips shut and throwing away the key. That seemed to appease him as you both continued on.
Though the further down you got, the more serious he seemed to become. Joker took greater care with his steps and turned back every few seconds to assure that you were doing the same. Several flights later, and the two of you exited the stairwell, working your way into a hallway. After a confusing amount of turns, you found yourself at a foyer with an opening looking down to the main floor of the building.
Two guards were down there, as far as you could tell, at least. One posted at the door, and another sat behind the main desk. Either way, their backs were turned from each other and they seemed like easy targets from an objective point of view.
Except that they had automatics strapped against their back.
Joker looked at them uncaring, as if he were a god looking down on mere mortals.
“I wouldn’t have thought you’d be this quiet,” you whispered after a few seconds of silence and him patting down his pockets to find something.
“I’m usually not,” he said with a hint of a whine in his voice. “If I were with my men, we’d have just gone through the front door—play a game of shoot out. But with you, I thought it best that we be the only ones in attendance.”
“That’s considerate,” and you had to hold back a laugh at his look of disgust. “Though we aren’t the only ones. There’s also these two guards.”
At that, Joker found what he was looking for and pulled out yet another gun, flipping a lock and pulling the trigger before you even had a chance to comprehend what was happening.
“One,” he corrected, as the guard sitting behind the desk slumped back in his chair, Joker’s bullet firing right through his head silently. You gasped, but Joker just had a bemused look on his face. “Learn to count.”
Your mouth fell open upon seeing the man lie completely still, a faint trail of red running down his white shirt. Joker grabbed your arm, leading you around the foyer to a new angle where you could both better see the other guard by the door. He was totally calm.
“I know, I know,” Joker said upon seeing your shocked state. “Shooting people’s the dull way, and all work and no play makes me a dull boy, but we’re not here for a thrill. Just goods.”
You shook your head, not quite expecting everything to move so quickly. “Can I ask a question?”
“My face is an open book.”
You reached out your hand to him, needing something to hold onto with all the terrifying possibilities of what exactly could happen tonight racing in your mind. “Were you ever like me, at one point?” you whispered, feeling so much dread pool in your stomach. “Did you ever feel like I do right now?”
“Look at me,” Joker kneeled down to be eye-level with you. A gloved hand came up to lay against your cheek as he hummed, licking his lips once. “How do you feel?”
Your eyes flicked down to the dead man. “Guilty.”
“At me, not him,” and he turned your head to his. “Life is, ah, subjective. The codes that people live by—they made them, doll. Not anything else. So the definitions of good and bad?” His fist tightened before flexing, showing an empty hand. “They vanish.”
“Joker, I know this already,” you murmured, pulling your cheek away. “You’ve said this all before. There’s just a difference between hearing and actually seeing it.”
He frowned at you, and you tried your best not to feel bad at how frustrated he was, fists coiling up once more. “Look, look there,” he spit harshly, pointing a finger at the guard standing by the door. “That man right there, with the automatic strapped to his back. Would you kill him?”
“Joker...”
“If I asked you to, would you do it?”
You looked over the balcony, mouth set in a frown to see how young and healthy the guy looked. “He seems like a nice family guy,” was all you said.
But Joker didn’t care, snapping his fingers. “Yes or no?”
“Yes, alright?” you hissed at him, stalking away from the balcony. “What kind of question is that? If it was between you and him shooting at each other or something, then obviously I’d try to save you.”
“But would you kill him?” Joker pressed on, following you regardless of the glared you fixed him with. His eyes looked darker than usual, pupils blown wide. He circled you, looking up and down. “Because I’d kill them all—you know that. That family man that you feel bad about? If he even so much as glanced—BANG!“
“You’d do that on any day.”
Joker made a noise, pinching the back of your neck to make you jump into him. His eyes narrowed in on your scared form, holding an amused expression. Slowly, he leaned down and pressed a kiss to your forehead, releasing with a loud pop of the lips. An apology.
“Stay here then, doll. I’ll finish off our, ah, family man,” he cleared his throat and only smiled at your sad face, “then grab what we came for.”
Then he was walking away, opening the door to the stairwell and ready to slip out until you stopped him.
“You’ll be right back?”
“Ten minutes,” he announced, crossing his fingers in a promise and holding them up for you to see before he kicked shut the door and left you alone. “Ten minutes.”
So you waited, a chill seeping its way down your spine at the silence around you. The feeling of being watched threatened all comfort that you had when Joker was around, and it eventually got to the point where you almost dared to get up and pace. You couldn’t sit still.
After a few minutes, you took a deep breath and peaked over the balcony. Sure enough, family man was dead, laying on his stomach.
More minutes passed, and although you didn’t get the exact count right, you knew it had to be longer than ten minutes by now. Yes, your nerves were jumpy, and even then short minutes felt like an hour, but you just knew.
But you sat still, because you also knew that he’d be back, and the last thing you needed was to take one false step and set off anything.
Until you heard a gunshot. Heard it. You never heard Joker. He didn’t work like that.
Again, you waited for a few seconds to see if any sound followed, but it was silent.
So you ran, struggling to carry yourself with shaky legs. Your hand clutched the gun as you trudged down stories of stairs trying to find any indication of where he might be, but there was none.
You made your way down to the main floor, trying your best to avoid the sight of the two dead men. Finally, as you roamed, you found another set of stairs leading downward. The door was hanging open, so you walked slowly, gun out in front. You barely knew how to use it, but you figured the last thing Joker would do is have the safety lock on.
So you’d just have to point and pull, right?
You crept, winding your way to the basement component. Here, the lights were neon bright, illuminating everything in a sick glow reminding you of a hospital. You felt light-headed suddenly, wondering where Joker had gone.
Your sights narrowed in to another room, one looking like an entrance to a safe due to all of the fancy gadgets surrounding it.
God, you just wanted to run, to get in the van and keep driving. It was probably best to leave Gotham all together.
But he could be hurt. What if he was hurt?
Much less suave than you would have liked, you crept into the safe. You saw another dead man. It looked like he was stabbed in the neck also, as his one hand, now frozen, was on his throat, as if trying to do the bleeding.
You glanced down at his other hand and saw a gun lying right next to it, his finger still practically on the trigger.
It happened in slow-motion—seeing him. All the events seemed to stall in your brain, struggling to make sense of what you saw. You only turned your head a quarter of the way when you saw another crumbled body on the ground.
And there lie Joker.
Red painted the floor around him, blood going this way and that. The bags, filled with those stupid, stupid bazookas, were right next to them near his forgotten trench coat, revealing all the knives he’d loved like children.
His eyes were shut—thank God—because you’d scream if you had to see his eyes like... that, devoid of everything.
Everything of him was gone.
Your mind went into a frenzy, running after him. But it wasn’t fast enough, nothing you did was enough now.
His name spilled from your lips a thousand times as you kneeled down, hands going to his hair, his face, his arms, and tie—anything to anchor him to you. You shook his frantically, begging him to get up, to have any consciousness left. But all that did was cause even more of his poorly dyed green hair to fall in the red puddle coming out from him.
“Joker...” you gasped, bringing you head down to rest on his chest, straining to hear a heartbeat.
Nothing.
“Joker, please. Please, please, please...” Cries escaped your lips as you looked down upon him. His lips were parted, and you had to hold back a sob at how broken he looked. The scars stretched his face so unnaturally then, making his corpse look inhuman.
He looked like a monster, laying in blood with knives and scars surrounding him.
“This is all my fault,” you choked out, giving into gravity and falling into him completely. Burying your face into his dress shirt, you breathed in the awful smokey scent that always accompanied his suits. That you’d always complained about. “I shouldn’t have been here... You shouldn’t be here! We should be home! We should be... be...
“We should have done more. Should have left this stupid, stupid city. You—you weren’t supposed to die here, damn it! DAMN IT, JOKER, COME BACK!” Your hands started shaking, and you had to pull away at how angry you felt, how... how beaten down.
But you couldn’t move far. Those hands had always managed to find a way to pull you in. That face had always managed to convince you to stay. That voice...
“This can’t be the end. It can’t. You can’t die like this—like, like some person.” Then suddenly your hands were in his hair, wiping it away from his forehead to view him again, to remember those smile lines and forehead wrinkles.
Panic started to rise once you thought of what to do next. You couldn’t carry him to the van, and even if you did, what then? Did you contact his men, telling them what happened? Did you leave him here?
But you didn’t want to give up, to walk away from everything he’d shown you. He wouldn’t leave.
“You’re better than them. You said you were. And I thought so too… so don’t die like them.”
Leaning down, you pressed your lips to his forehead—so painfully similar like he’d done to you only twenty minutes before—and had to hold back yet another sob.
“Say it’s just a bad joke,” you whispered into his hairline, not daring to open your eyes to face the truth once again. “Say it.”
Until a voice filled with so much offense replied back, sending a bolt of electricity through your being, sending feeling back into you.
“I’ve never told a bad joke in my life, doll.”
That deep and perfect and raspy and infuriating voice.
“Wha—JOKER! Joker, oh my god. Oh my god!” you screamed, tears flowing even more at the whirlwind of emotion.
He chuckled then, throwing his head to the side while pure, unadulterated glee filled his eyes. Immediately, you threw your arms around his neck, crawling into his lap with such urgency that he barely made it sitting up.
“Ooh, doll, calm down,” he teased, finally getting the laughs under control enough to examine you. “I’ve only been gone, ah, twenty minutes at most, and you’ve been crying all this time?”
“You asshole!” you yelled, slapping him in the arm that he’d wrapped around you. But you still leaned in, never daring to leave. “You absolute bastard—I thought, I really thought that you’d—“
But you couldn’t even get the words out without collapsing against him in tears again and again.
“Shhh, shhh, shhhhh,” he murmured, resting his chin atop your head. “You were right in your cute little euology—I am better than that.”
He giggled once more, and you couldn’t help but smile a little upon feeling the rumble of his chest. It was moving again. It was alive, and you felt yourself beginning to grow hysterical.
“You weren’t breathing.”
“Yeah?” he replied in a tone so obvious that it threatened your sanity.
You sat up in his lap, still never letting his tie go, but enough to get a look at him.
“You were... you were dead, Joker.”
“Mmm, no. Death doesn’t have as many possibilities as this.”
Suddenly, he surged forward, tongue immediately finding its way into your mouth as you moaned deeply into the kiss. He growled, bending you in half as he sat up more also, squishing you fully in his lap.
It was so backwards—everything that he did to you. Tears were still wet on your face, but you couldn’t stop giving in to him. You thought you’d lost him, for God’s sake.
“I—I can’t believe you did that to me,” you said, barely even knowing what to say as you broke for air and stuffed your face into his shoulder.
“Please... It wasn’t even that bad. I debated on making it much gorier,” he said so casually, still finding the situation amusing. “Did you really expect to go on a field trip with me and not have any, ha, education?”
Your head shook, commonly disagreeing with him. “You’re terrible. You’re terrible and I’m never coming with you again in my entire life if you act like this.”
“I warned you,~” he lulled you back into false security. And you suddenly felt nauseous understanding that this was probably his thought process for letting you come in the first place. It was all meant to terrify you, to scare.
And it worked.
“Just take me home,” you sniffed in his shoulder, and tried your best to maintain dignity and eye contact at the same time. “Please.”
Joker reached up, wiping a tear from your eye. His bottom lip was puckered out, mimicking your pouting. “Doll, I’d want nothing more.”
And with that, he stood, pulling you up alongside him while he collected his jacket and bags. You felt like a child, but insisted on holding his hand the entire way up the steps of that basement, and probably all the way home too.
“Oh, heh, actually, almost forgot.” He stopped once the two of you reached the main floor, and reached into your pocket to take out a playing card.
It was a simple black and white Joker, complete with two Js on each corner.
“When did you put that in my pocket?” you asked as he pulled out a red marker, doodling something on the glass before pocketing it.
He simply shrugged, licking the back of the card before sticking it to the front door of the building. For a finishing touch, he took the mask you’d been wearing and hung it right above.
“Tricks of the trade.”
#i... dont like this. i hate it in fact. OOF. sorry for the poor quality will write better next week#joker x reader#the dark knight#ledger joker x reader#joker imagines#vee.write#joker
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Boyfriend!Hyunjin
A/N: SHE PROTECC
SHE ATTACC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
SHE BACC
HI GUYS!!! I’m so happy to be posting again i cry :,) i hope you enjoy!!!! i;ll be updating as much as i can without rushing too much :D
MASTERLIST
Prepare your wigs peeps
This is gonna make me swerve
I mean
cmon it’s Hyunjin
Let’s do this!
Prince Hyunjin
Is actually smooth af with his crush
He'll complement you whenever he gets the chance
Or gives you food
Basically your knight in shining armor
Ye, that’s not what actually happens
He's smiling like an idiot and about collapse when he’s with you because HE'S FREAKING OUT OK
So freaking nervous his heartbeat is always up when he’s with you
You sometimes think he’s about to have a heart attack and you’re not stupid you know why lmao
Same for when he confesses
At first he’s pretty calm about it
Just casually asked if you wanted to see a movie with him some time
“Like... a-as more than friends?”
You'd kinda expected it so you weren't too shocked when he asked you
So you said yes
Duh
And he does a double take
"Wait.... Are you serious? You want to?"
"Well yeah?"
"WHAT WHY"
Was good with flirting but didn't actually think you'd go out with him smh
Now every minute he just contemplates the fact that he has you
And he still can't believe it
Like shit dude
He’s with the y/n
You never feel unloved when you're with him
He loves going for long walks, just to talk and relax
Why does it sound like he's a dog here lmao
Will always take as many pictures of you as his phone storage will allow, his camera roll is stuffed with pics of you
Will insist on going to the park for a picnic, he just loves you and the sunshine
He loves to quietly slide your hand into his
But he always ends up giggling because he’s so giddy about being with you
Has to take a moment to charge up his courage before giving you a quick kiss on the cheek
He then goes an unreal shade of scarlet as he covers his face, muttering that he ‘can’t believe that he actually did it’!
It takes him a while to finally gather up the courage to properly kiss you
Like.... a very long time
You were starting to get worried that he didn’t actually like you
Maybe he was just too nervous to tell you that it wasn’t working for him
buT NOPE
On one certain date, Hyunjin had prepared a cute little dinner on the practice room floor
He was so apologetic about the poor setting, but finally had stopped saying sorry when you’d told him for the 2376129th time that you were having fun
At some point, he just went uber silent, watching you not in a creepy way
You eventually noticed, and just stared back
“What?”
He didn’t say anything, but his eyes did widen a wee bit
“What are you lookin at, you’re sorta scaring m-”
He cut you off and just kissed you
BOI YOU WERE SO SHOCKED
Afterwards you both just stared at each other
And then Hyunjin goes all red
“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to do that I’m sorry that was stupid you can slap me if you want!!!!”
“Bruh why would I want to slap you?!”
“You don’t hate me?”
facepalms for days
You meet the other boys only a few minutes later
Go figure
You’re talking casually, the embarrassment from the kiss wearing off
They all come stampeding into the practice room making an ungodly racket
And all go quiet when they realize what they’ve done
Changbin, bless him, tries to reduce the awful level of awkwardness: “*cough* uh hey, Hyunjin.... This must be y/n right?” He waves at you. “We’ve heard a lot about you, Hyunjin never stops talking about you”
He misses the death glare Hyunjin shoots him
Then Jisung
Freakin Jisung, man
Waltzes up: “Hyunjin’s cheeks are really pink”. He gives a cheeky smile. “You didn’t kiss did you?”
The room goes as quiet as a tomb
“OH SHIT YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY KISS DID YOU????”
Of course Hyunjin completely loses his shit at the sight of you turning a deep red. “GODDAMMIT JISUNG STFU”
Ye your first meeting with SKZ wasn’t the best
But you all bonded rather quickly after
And Jisung buys you little snacks sometimes as an apology for your first awkward meeting
OH GOD THE BOYS ADORE YOU
If you’re ever sick, they always get snacks for Hyunjin to give you
And if you’re really under the weather, they’ll cover for Hyunjin so that he can stay with you and take care of you.
He wraps you in blankets
YOU ARE NOW A BURRITO
And tries to make soup for you
We know what cooking!Hyunjin leads to
You’re chilling on the couch and you suddenly hear a high-pitched scream
You’re up and sprinting to the kitchen at the speed of light still wrapped in a burrito
To find him fanning at a smoking pot
“WHAT THE FUCK HYUNJIN YOU JUST NEED TO HEAT IT UP HOW DID YOU START A MINI FIRE?”
You’re home doesn’t burn down thank goodness
And you end up heating some soup for yourself while Hyunjin watches
And it’s! hilarious! when he’s sick!
He becomes a little ten-year-old istg
But in a really cute way
He doesn’t ask for anything: food, to watch TV etc
Nah he just wants cuddles
The whole damn day
So while you’re struggling to keep a mask on and not getting sneezed on, this idiot is smiling like a puppy if puppies could smile, clinging onto you like a love-filled leach did that sound weird? i think that sounded really weird
i want this tattooed on my face thx
Now idk what this dude is afraid of
Something tells me one big fear would be to lose Stray Kids and the people he loves
And so I think he’d get kinda nervous when you both see less of each other and when he gets busier
You can’t talk as much because of his crazy schedule and with lack of sleep, he starts getting more irritated easier during the little intervals of time you get to see each other
At some point he might snap at you, maybe for no reason at all, and you’ll snap back indignantly
Yeah you love him but you’re not taking any attitude
If things get really bad, he just shakes his head, saying he needs some air
You’ll both give yourselves some space, but eventually Hyunjin becomes terrified that you’re too angry with him to talk again
So he goes to find you and talk
You both hug it out and decide to spent the rest of the day together for more quality time
And it’s totally worth Hyunjin getting an earful from Chan the next day
OK back to fluff quickly quickly
On the days Hyunjin goes somewhere, you sometimes join him in the car ride, tho you’re always super careful to never show your face when he gets out
Gotta stay hidden yknow?
You’ll both send cute little texts throughout the day and OOF just couple goals
You: hey check this out, this is me 2 u *sends heart meme*
Jiiniie<3: oh yeah? well this is me @ u! *sends heart meme with more hearts*
You: boi dont start smth u cant win!
And thus begins the heart meme wars
r they even called heart memes idk
i want this tattooed on my face pt2
We’ve already established that Hyunjin can’t cook for love or money
So if he even steps foot in the dorms’ kitchen
You bet that at least two other of his hyungs will follow for pure supervision
And he is not, under any circumstances, allowed to cook something by himself
And you’re grateful that your safety and world peace had been assured by this rule
Although, you’re allowed to cook together as long as you watch what he’s doing
If anything at all goes wrong, the blame is pinned on you
So it’s natural for you to treat these cooking projects as once-in-a-while occasions
Now when you ask about meeting his parents
Holy Hell
Stutters, clammy hands, flitting eyes, you name it
Hyunjin is so frickin nervous about you meeting his parents oof
You don’t understand why, like hey, how bad could it be right?
But pretty soon you get why Jinnie was nervous
His parents aren’t that trusting within the first hour of knowing you
You guess it might be because of poor past experiences?
Maybe Hyunjin had been judged or dated once too many times just for his looks?
The thought is enough to make you swear by all you know to always treat him like a treasure
You also make a mental note to ask him sometime
Eventually, his parents realize you have pure intentions and they become so much kinder and warmer
They let you know how welcome you are to visit whenever you want, they offer to send you off with some homemade cookies...
And Hyunjin gets so emotional at the beautiful site in front of him that he bursts into tears
Which causes you and his parents to tease and hug him
if you’re thick, let’s just be clear that im making a statement on how you should NOT judge Jinnie purely because he’s good looking, appreciate his talent!
Now, Hyunjin is kinda tall compared to the rest of SKZ hah im joking of course so it’s pure instinct to want to steal his shirts
Don’t lie, if you had the chance, you would take something i see right thru u
And at some point in your life, you stop realizing ‘hey, this isn’t my jumper!’ and just walk around in clothes that aren’t yours
And when this happens, three things follow:
You see a wild Hyunjin crashing through the apartment towards you, yelling happily that ‘that’s my favorite hoodie!!’ he tries to act like he’s angry and fails in 0.0000003 sec
He doesn’t slow down and freakin slams into you at full velocity, knocking you over or off anything you might be sitting on
He proceeds to tickle you mercilessly, until you either can’t breath and turn purple or until you commit an extreme act of violence in the name of self defense
Once this chaotic episode ends, most of the time with both of you are completely knackered and just lying on the floor
You both cool off by just cuddling and watching something on TV
Or reading something together!!!
I can totally see Hyunjin shoving one of his fav books in your face and insisting that you both take turns in reading aloud to each other
And you both react at the same time to shockers in the book, like you start crying together when a character dies who hasn’t had that traumatic experience or you both squeal with joy and hug each other tighter when something great happens
Did I just turn into a puddle of happy goo?
Yes I fuckin did.
I think Hyunjin wouldn’t take that long to tell you that he loves you
That doesn’t mean that he planned anything tho
HAH! Course he didn’t
Probs says it when he can barely think straight
Maybe you’re watching him dance late at night
You’d brought snacks to keep him going ‘cause he was working his ass off
And there you sit, marveling at his skill and fluidity while executing his choreo
You have a talent for hyping Hyunjin up while he dances, cheering when he leaps high into the air, gasping when he performs a complicated move, and aw-ing and his graceful poses ok im done now
When he finishes one of his more dramatic dances, you jump up with glee and tackle him in a hug despite him being sweaty, saying how proud you are
He hugs you back happily and says:
“I should be the proud one, having someone I love so much being so supportive of me”.
You both freeze, still hugging each other
And neither of you move or breathe for a moment
“What did you say?”
“UhhhHHHH NOTHING I SAID NOTHING”
“You said that you love me!”
“WAT NO I DIDN’T I-”
“HYUNJIN I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!”
“N- wait what?”
“I love you, dumbass” same tho
Oof that poor practice room has seen a lot of awkwardness
I’m cracking up just by thinking of how hopeless Hyunjin could become when SKZ are away
“Hey do you guys have a signal and/or data? I wanna Skype y/n and show them the beautiful view”.
*all of SKZ facepalms*
Always taking pictures to show you
In the evenings, you get a frickin cascade of notifications of both photos and messages from the poor boy telling you he misses you like crazy
When Skyping, he asks to see Khami, who you have the pleasure of caring for during his absence
You do question (mentally and then verbally) whether he calls to talk to you or his dog
He never answers the question heh
There’s lowkey a competition between you and Khami for Hyunjin’s affection
When the boys make their flight home, Hyunjin keeps you informed about everything that’s happening
I mean everything:
Jiiniie<3: we’re @ the airport :D -6h ago
Jiiniie<3: waiting to board! -5h ago
Jiiniie<3: they’re getting ready to go, i can’t wait to see you!! xxx -5h ago
Jiiniie<3: will text you when we arrive, love! -5h ago
Jiiniie<3: JUST LANDED! CANT WAIT TO HUG U -31mins ago
Jiiniie<3: about to get our luggage! -Just now
You get the point -_-
When you finally see each other, he runs at top speed to pick you up and spins you around
frickin goals man i feel so sad writing this :,)
He goes public in probably the most aesthetic way that’s physically possible
He posts a bunch of gorgeous photos-
Courtesy of Jisung
-of your silhouettes in front of sunsets
-Pics he took of you laughing during a cafe trip
-Bomb-ass selcas where you’re both lookin hella fine
Just
UGGHHH
SO! AESTHETIC!!!
Naturally, the internet freaks the fuck out
Both of you are kinda nervous about the explosive reaction
There are salty bitches who are telling you to piss off because they jelly
But the huge majority of Stay are crying with happiness and wishing you both well
this better happen in the future im watching all of u
And soon Hyunjin is talking about you on vLives, proud af because y/n freakin rules!
OhmyGod I love Hyunjin
Damn my heart be like < HYUNJIN 3 phew
#hyunjin#hwang hyunjin#hwang hyunjin imagines#stay don't stray#stray kids#stray kids hyunjin#scenario#kpop scenarios#kpop scenario#hyunjin scenario#imagine#imagines#kpop imagines#boyfriend#kpop au
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Plummer Human Memorial Stream
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:22 PM
ELLO
SharpwingToday at 9:23 PM
Oh lord I'm sorry I didnt mean to turn on video
highglossfinishToday at 9:24 PM
Not to worry, I for one didn't even notice.
SharpwingToday at 9:24 PM
thank you
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:25 PM
This is nice
thenightetc2Today at 9:25 PM
Yeah
highglossfinishToday at 9:25 PM
Enjoy it, because the movie we're watching is no such thing.
thenightetc2Today at 9:25 PM
Although the quality is, ah... a little.........
highglossfinishToday at 9:26 PM
Oh, for Pit's sake, it followed us here too?
thenightetc2Today at 9:26 PM
Resolution's fine, but it's a little jerky--video and audio
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:26 PM
not too bad tho tbh
thenightetc2Today at 9:28 PM
Hmmm
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For me the audio was jerky enough that I couldn't understood what she said at the end there
SharpwingToday at 9:28 PM
I'm hearing it predominantly in my left ear, is that the stream or my earbuds being weird? (They are Very Bad Earbuds, but I never know what's gonna go wrong or not.)
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:28 PM
for me it's fine
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Like no problems on my end
SharpwingToday at 9:29 PM
Ah okay, thanks, it must be my wifi
thenightetc2Today at 9:29 PM
Same, I guess
highglossfinishToday at 9:29 PM
I just tweaked something that should fix it if it's on my end.
thenightetc2Today at 9:29 PM
Seems good now!
highglossfinishToday at 9:29 PM
Wonderful!
SharpwingToday at 9:29 PM
The left audio is definitely on my end then, thanks
highglossfinishToday at 9:30 PM
None stream with left audio.
thenightetc2Today at 9:30 PM
ha!
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:30 PM
Lmao I was just about to say-
SharpwingToday at 9:30 PM
thats what i was thinking but i couldnt figure out how to phrase it, thaqnk you
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this song was stuck in my head a few days ago
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it's so soft
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:31 PM
I've been listening to the Cats musical
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The movie is terrible and it has ONE good song and that's Skimbleshanks
SharpwingToday at 9:32 PM
also what do you mean the movie we'll be watching isn't nice, Knockout? I thought it was an animated feature about a boy that turns into a cat and a rooster that's an Elvis impersonator
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EXCUSE YOU MEMORY IS WONDERFUL
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM
I watch the original musical and weep for what couldve been
MimicToday at 9:32 PM
hello all
highglossfinishToday at 9:32 PM
It's exactly that.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM
Maybe the recording
@Mimichello all
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:32 PM
mic is on btw
SharpwingToday at 9:32 PM
:0 blasphemy sir!! i love that movie
blythe1Today at 9:32 PM
Okay, have I got this working yet now?
@Sharpwing:0 blasphemy sir!! i love that movie
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM
The live action movie is bad sorry
@blythe1Okay, have I got this working yet now?
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM
u click watch stream??
SharpwingToday at 9:33 PM
asjhdfghdfghdf I MEANT ROCK-A-DOODLE
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM
OH
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lol
blythe1Today at 9:33 PM
Is it a red carpet interview?
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:33 PM
Yes
MimicToday at 9:34 PM
also Skimbleshanks slaps, to quote Sideways. only cover in that movie that well and truly slaps.
SharpwingToday at 9:34 PM
i do enjoy the live action purely for the fact that it was my first introduction to Cats and it's Beautifully Bizarre if you can get past the uncanny valley but i agree that Skimbleshanks slaps
@Mimicalso Skimbleshanks slaps, to quote Sideways. only cover in that movie that well and truly slaps.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:34 PM
I LOVE SIDEWAYS I WATCHED HIS WHOLE VIDEO
MimicToday at 9:34 PM
SAME
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:34 PM
I feel so bad for the orchestra you can hear them weeping
blythe1Today at 9:34 PM
Ah, good, I have never used this service before, so I'm looking forward to all sorts of goof ups as I learn which button I should not have pressed.
Zephra85Today at 9:34 PM
Oh here we go here I am
MimicToday at 9:35 PM
oh god the orchestra suffered so very much forthat movie.,
@blythe1Ah, good, I have never used this service before, so I'm looking forward to all sorts of goof ups as I learn which button I should not have pressed.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:35 PM
Discord is rlly fun once you know how to use it
Zephra85Today at 9:35 PM
Let's try this again HELLO ALL
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:35 PM
Hewwo
MimicToday at 9:36 PM
HELLO
highglossfinishToday at 9:36 PM
Zephra human, hello!
Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM
I was typing in the wrong chat at first lol
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM
Lets suffer together lmao
Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM
Jokes on all of you I love this movie
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM
nice
Zephra85Today at 9:36 PM
which is what makes it extra painful I can't stay, I have too much to do tonight T-T
SharpwingToday at 9:36 PM
SAME
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:36 PM
I've never watched it
SharpwingToday at 9:36 PM
nooooooooooo
thenightetc2Today at 9:37 PM
Oof, the audio's doing that thing again
blythe1Today at 9:37 PM
As soon as I learn how to use a service, it generally crashes and burns, or goes out of business. If Discord is fun, then I really shouldn't learn too much about it in case I kill it.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:37 PM
oof
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btw my audio is fine I'm in America
MimicToday at 9:37 PM
I mean, if anyone's running a discord deadpool you could make some bank
thenightetc2Today at 9:37 PM
...don bluth
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ohhhhhhhhh.
MimicToday at 9:38 PM
rock-a-doodle
Zephra85Today at 9:38 PM
I love don bluth so much I hate that most of his movies bombed he's amazing
blythe1Today at 9:39 PM
It looked like and asteroid strike there for a minute, thought that this was gonna be ableak movie about talking cocks.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:39 PM
HA
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btw ya'll I got new emotes I can use
SharpwingToday at 9:40 PM
i i love the shoes bit i had completely forgotten it
MimicToday at 9:40 PM
those chickens are designed so very differently from the bird with the mammal curves later.
blythe1Today at 9:40 PM
It has been so long since I dropped in for one of these things. I missed this.
highglossfinishToday at 9:40 PM
Don Bluth movies and their rapidly dwindling list of cast members who are still alive.
Zephra85Today at 9:40 PM
Wehhh don't remind me T^T
thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM
The grand duke of owls
Zephra85Today at 9:41 PM
Sorry guys I love this movie and I wish I could stay but I can't
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:41 PM
Bye bye!
thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM
He can't crow now?
SharpwingToday at 9:41 PM
see you later!
thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM
...ohhhh
Zephra85Today at 9:41 PM
Bye guys! I hope the stream goes well!
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Thanks for inviting me, Knock Out!
thenightetc2Today at 9:41 PM
Goodnight!
highglossfinishToday at 9:42 PM
Anytime!
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Good night!
blythe1Today at 9:42 PM
It is always hard for an over achiever to learn they are not as critical to the success of the operation as they thought
thenightetc2Today at 9:42 PM
f
blythe1Today at 9:42 PM
Bye Zephra
MimicToday at 9:42 PM
good night!
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and ikr
highglossfinishToday at 9:42 PM
Like most owls.
SharpwingToday at 9:42 PM
also. i wish i were capable of hugging you, knock out
blythe1Today at 9:42 PM
Wait, did they just Princess Bride us?
SharpwingToday at 9:42 PM
--wait IS THIS WHY YOU DONT LIKE OWLS
MimicToday at 9:42 PM
yup
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except sorta nested
thenightetc2Today at 9:43 PM
Oh, there's a little notice on mine that says it has reduced quality, which "may be due to network conditions"
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:43 PM
ah damn I'm good on my end
thenightetc2Today at 9:43 PM
Yes, poor Edmund
blythe1Today at 9:44 PM
Oh noes, you have to stay warm and dry in bed and not slog through the rain. How awful.
thenightetc2Today at 9:44 PM
Someone call CPS
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.......
blythe1Today at 9:45 PM
I do miss those big rubber hats though, when did they go out of fashion and can we not bring them back
thenightetc2Today at 9:45 PM
Whoooooo indeed
MimicToday at 9:45 PM
I'm sorry, I'm laughing, this is a narrative ouroboros
highglossfinishToday at 9:46 PM
Rrrrock and rrrroll.
MimicToday at 9:46 PM
and Plumber is chewing that scenery
blythe1Today at 9:47 PM
The adventure called "concussion" and "traumatic brain injury".
highglossfinishToday at 9:47 PM
Chewing it to a masticated pulp.
SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM
oh no i have to go to supper again... i'll be back!
thenightetc2Today at 9:47 PM
See you!
SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM
....don't you have to have teeth to masticate something or do i have my latin roots mixed up
blythe1Today at 9:47 PM
bye sharpwing
SharpwingToday at 9:47 PM
bye for now!
thenightetc2Today at 9:48 PM
He could get some velcro shoes
MimicToday at 9:48 PM
... IJUST REALIZED. ITHINK THIS COULD HAVE BEEN WAY BETTER RECEIVED AS A POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE GAME
blythe1Today at 9:48 PM
I'm not entirely convinced that is a male kitten either.
thenightetc2Today at 9:49 PM
I thought I saw a pink bow in the hair there
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Which is certainly cartoonspeak for "girl"
highglossfinishToday at 9:51 PM
It'd be an interesting twist if they found him and he told them to get scrapped.
thenightetc2Today at 9:51 PM
Heh.
blythe1Today at 9:51 PM
True
thenightetc2Today at 9:52 PM
So he's, uh
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a duke in a political sense? it's not just a nickname?
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Why are the others naked
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Are they his harem
blythe1Today at 9:53 PM
Highest member of the ordinary nobility, unless he is a Royal Duke, which is a different thing.
@thenightetc2Are they his harem
highglossfinishToday at 9:54 PM
Absolutely.
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The only enjoyable thing in this movie is the owls. Do you know how much it pains me to admit that?
MimicToday at 9:54 PM
does one normally form harems for the purposes of impromptu musical sequences
highglossfinishToday at 9:54 PM
What other purpose matters?
MimicToday at 9:54 PM
fair enough
thenightetc2Today at 9:55 PM
impromptu NAKED musical sequences
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:55 PM
High kicks encouraged
blythe1Today at 9:56 PM
Without its own aircover, that boat should be completely overwhelmed by an air attack.
thenightetc2Today at 9:56 PM
You know what, just let him out
blythe1Today at 9:57 PM
And so they all drowned, short movie.
thenightetc2Today at 9:57 PM
And it's miraculously empty of water now!
highglossfinishToday at 9:58 PM
20 minutes of movie, 40 minutes of the Duke deflowering his owl harem.
blythe1Today at 9:58 PM
I've watched worse movies.
TheAlienTazerToday at 9:59 PM
Like the Cats live action movie
blythe1Today at 9:59 PM
I've not seen the Cats movie yet, I'm waiting for them to release the butthole cut.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:01 PM
Dear lord its bad There's a channel called Sideways that made a great video about it
blythe1Today at 10:01 PM
Just buy slip ons, dude.
thenightetc2Today at 10:01 PM
Or velcro.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:02 PM
that knife is the size of his whole damn bod
thenightetc2Today at 10:03 PM
That sure is a character design
highglossfinishToday at 10:04 PM
This movie is allergic to maintaining tension.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:04 PM
True
blythe1Today at 10:05 PM
I think they may be being to subtle with the Elvis metaphor, they need to lean into it harder.
thenightetc2Today at 10:05 PM
Gosh, are you SURE he's supposed to be Elvis?
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:06 PM
Have him die on the toilet
blythe1Today at 10:06 PM
Uh-huh-huh
MimicToday at 10:06 PM
question, what the hell is the slimeball boss
thenightetc2Today at 10:06 PM
Yes, yes, but those people don't think he literally causes the sun to rise, so who cares about their so-called "love"
@TheAlienTazerHave him die on the toilet
highglossfinishToday at 10:06 PM
Bloated and full of painkillers.
@highglossfinishBloated and full of painkillers.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:07 PM
EEYUP
highglossfinishToday at 10:07 PM
End of short movie.
MimicToday at 10:07 PM
I mean, as is entirely expected.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:08 PM
Oh I love the owls!
MimicToday at 10:08 PM
damn, Plumber had so much fun singing that little bit of nonsense
thenightetc2Today at 10:08 PM
...So, given that there don't seem to be any humans in this movie
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What, uh....
highglossfinishToday at 10:08 PM
I love the Duke.
thenightetc2Today at 10:08 PM
What's up with the... farm.
MimicToday at 10:09 PM
free love commune?
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cult compound around the sun-raising chicken?
thenightetc2Today at 10:10 PM
Mmmmaybe?
MimicToday at 10:11 PM
"We just want you to sound exactly like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. no deviation at all."
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why. why the light up starfish dancer outfits for mice
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:11 PM
brb ya'll I need to take a few minutes to nurse this headache I got brewin
thenightetc2Today at 10:12 PM
Underwater theme
highglossfinishToday at 10:12 PM
The owls and farm are competing free love communes.
blythe1Today at 10:12 PM
Aw, I was hoping that paper dart would wedge in his quiff.
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@highglossfinishThe owls and farm are competing free love communes.
MimicToday at 10:12 PM
headcanon accepted
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"Oh no. they sent in a bird with a chest. we're doomed."
blythe1Today at 10:14 PM
This is dreadful, he has a rewarding career and a steady girlfriend. How dreadful, of course he should go back to thanklessly working on a farm somewhere.
thenightetc2Today at 10:14 PM
How awful of him.
MimicToday at 10:14 PM
working?
highglossfinishToday at 10:15 PM
How dare he be happy and loved for something other than his ability to crow?
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Back to dirt farming poverty with ungrateful """friends""" for you.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:17 PM
I'm back!
blythe1Today at 10:17 PM
welcome back
highglossfinishToday at 10:17 PM
Welcome back!
MimicToday at 10:17 PM
wait. why does he specifically have to give up his awesome life and go back home to the farm to do the crowing thing(edited)
thenightetc2Today at 10:18 PM
I mean... the sun rises EVERYWHERE, yes?
SharpwingToday at 10:19 PM
IM HERE TOO HI WHAT DID I MISS
blythe1Today at 10:19 PM
I feel like teaching everyone basic meteorology would solve a lot of this movie's central conflict.
thenightetc2Today at 10:19 PM
You missed sexy bird.
SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM
thenightetc2Today at 10:20 PM
SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM
....is that the sheriff from Robin Hood
highglossfinishToday at 10:20 PM
They meddled with that, he was supposed to slap her.
blythe1Today at 10:21 PM
Technically that is extortion, not blackmail.
highglossfinishToday at 10:22 PM
Rapid switch from "Don't talk to me" to "Hang on, honey."
thenightetc2Today at 10:22 PM
ikr?
SharpwingToday at 10:22 PM
ah, the elation of Having A Plan
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as....nebulous as that one is
thenightetc2Today at 10:22 PM
Good job, guys!
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You found him!
highglossfinishToday at 10:23 PM
Don't treat him for that head trauma, just put him somewhere.
blythe1Today at 10:23 PM
They ought to have called this Concussion: The Movie.
thenightetc2Today at 10:24 PM
He can crow with a concussion, it's fine
highglossfinishToday at 10:24 PM
They take his severely concussed form back to the farm, prop him up, and get him to crow by sticking pins in him every morning.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:24 PM
Reminds me of weekend at bernie's
blythe1Today at 10:24 PM
Nah, a singer needs to be conscious. That is drummers you are thinking of.
thenightetc2Today at 10:25 PM
What kind of animal is the sleazy boss, anyway?
highglossfinishToday at 10:25 PM
A fox.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:25 PM
I think a fox huh?
thenightetc2Today at 10:25 PM
...Oh.
blythe1Today at 10:25 PM
Okay, it is near half three in the am here. I really must go and get a couple of hours sleep. It has been nice dropping in again and seeing you all. Take care, all.
SharpwingToday at 10:26 PM
i thought he was a wolf?
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oh! gnight then!
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:26 PM
Night!
thenightetc2Today at 10:26 PM
Goodnight!
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Nice seeing you!
highglossfinishToday at 10:26 PM
Good night!
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10:27 PM
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Just flinging his unconscious body around, no thought to his spine.
thenightetc2Today at 10:27 PM
So if... losing a shoe is symbolic of losing virginity...........
SharpwingToday at 10:27 PM
THOMAS O'MALLEY THAT'S HOW I KNOW THAT VOICE
thenightetc2Today at 10:27 PM
Did, um
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Was that
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When her shoes knocked those guys off the ladder...
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:28 PM
huh
highglossfinishToday at 10:29 PM
"He's bleeding from the mouth."
SharpwingToday at 10:29 PM
he's definitely not supposed to be singing
highglossfinishToday at 10:30 PM
"Crow for our highly conditional love!"
SharpwingToday at 10:31 PM
in fairness, it's hard to love if you're dead from critical vitamin d deficiency
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i do agree with your point though
thenightetc2Today at 10:31 PM
More concussions!
highglossfinishToday at 10:31 PM
They've done nothing since he got back but yell at him.
SharpwingToday at 10:32 PM
i would have some Objections if i were in hi shoes
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why is one of them saying his name wrong
highglossfinishToday at 10:32 PM
They don't care enough about him to pronounce it correctly.
SharpwingToday at 10:33 PM
THAT IS ONE BIG OWL
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10:34 PM
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statement rescinded and reversed.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:35 PM
lmao
thenightetc2Today at 10:35 PM
"sorry dude I guess you're a cat now"
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:36 PM
"You've been in a coma for six months."
highglossfinishToday at 10:36 PM
"Except for one thing. Edmund was still here."
SharpwingToday at 10:37 PM
wait what
highglossfinishToday at 10:38 PM
Of course they had hybrid chicks.
thenightetc2Today at 10:38 PM
...huh
SharpwingToday at 10:38 PM
...okay, this movie is significantly more... batshit. than i remember.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:38 PM
that's an understatement I believe
thenightetc2Today at 10:39 PM
And of course she doesn't mind giving up her dreams and moving to a farm
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as livestock
highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM
And wearing jorts.
SharpwingToday at 10:39 PM
i completely missed the jorts and i am grateful
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM
makes me wanna watch the secret of nimh
highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM
Was this song necessary?
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM
Not at all
SharpwingToday at 10:39 PM
no
thenightetc2Today at 10:39 PM
Was this movie?
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM
Nope!
highglossfinishToday at 10:39 PM
Point, point.
TheAlienTazerToday at 10:40 PM
Well I gotta hit the hay got the doctor's in the morning night ya'll this was fun!
SharpwingToday at 10:40 PM
Gnight!
thenightetc2Today at 10:41 PM
goodnight!
SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM
ugh you reminded me i forgot to call the dentist
highglossfinishToday at 10:41 PM
Good night!
SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM
you don't know how much i wish i naturally had dental plates
highglossfinishToday at 10:41 PM
I've got nothing else either, I just wanted to show this movie.(edited)
SharpwingToday at 10:41 PM
instead, im going to spend my life trying to avoid them
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And I am very grateful you did
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do you want to look for something else to watch, or is that enough for tonight? i can help brainstorm if you want
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:0
highglossfinishToday at 10:44 PM
They cut part of this out.
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Presumably because it was interesting.
SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM
it certainly does sound like it
thenightetc2Today at 10:44 PM
...
highglossfinishToday at 10:44 PM
There it is.
SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM
ah
highglossfinishToday at 10:46 PM
Alright, I've got to be off and doing something as well.
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But thank you all for joining me in this!
SharpwingToday at 10:46 PM
Alright! I hope whatever it is goes well<3
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Thank you for inviting us!
thenightetc2Today at 10:47 PM
And thank you for hosting! It's been... a movie, certainly!
SharpwingToday at 10:47 PM
it was insane and i loved it
highglossfinishToday at 10:48 PM
It certainly is a movie and it certainly does exist.
thenightetc2Today at 10:48 PM
Honestly it WAS a good distraction from my aching dental work
SharpwingToday at 10:48 PM
oof
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hhhh this s o n g
highglossfinishToday at 10:49 PM
There we go. A nicer note to end on than "I tried to squeeze him 'til his brains came out his ears."
thenightetc2Today at 10:50 PM
Awww. Yes.
SharpwingToday at 10:50 PM
sdhkjsdfgkjdg
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yes it was
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it was beautiful, thank you
highglossfinishToday at 10:50 PM
My pleasure!
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Until the next time, good night, everyone!
SharpwingToday at 10:50 PM
Goodnight!<3
thenightetc2Today at 10:50 PM
Goodnight!
highglossfinishToday at 10:51 PM
May your dental bones feel better soon, night human!NEW
thenightetc2Today at 10:51 PM
Thank you, I'm sure they will.
SharpwingToday at 10:51 PM
i second the sentiment
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