#icb this man can surf

[nineteenhjs]

[6:05 pm]

the reflection of the early sunset on the water instantly calmed you down. you were lying down on your towel at the spot you and keita always meet at. you had been a little late today because you stopped to get snacks, so keita was already in the water. he was easy to spot since you had put a giant hello kitty sticker on his board (he had rejected the idea multiple times but once you put it on he actually thought it was the cutest thing ever). the waves were decent today, not as big as yesterday. you watch as keita paddles out deeper into the ocean. you spot a nice wave coming up and hope he sees it too. as he's preparing for the upcoming wave, he looks to your spot and points at you with the biggest smile on his face. he pushes himself up and stands to ride the wave. you have always thought he looks the prettiest when he's surfing. his tan skin is shining in the sunlight and his wet hair is clinging to his forehead as he concentrates on his footing. he does one of the tricks he's been practicing and you cheer him on from the shoreline. when he gets close enough, you run into the water and wrap him in your arms. his wetsuit is cold on your skin but you don't mind as he puts his arms around your waist and kisses your forehead. you look up when he speaks, "so, how was that tail slide?" you hum in response before answering, "i've seen better." he smirks as he walks away from you and towards his towel, "yeah, right." you start to run after him but once he sees you coming he starts to sprint. you yell at him, "i brought you poke! but don't eat all of it i want some!" you both laugh as you run to your favorite spot.

[unsuccesscr]

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