#idk if any u NOTICE the AMOUNT OF TYPOS in my posts all the time

[okruee]

u guys dont know how hard it is to write anything decent when u only have 2 brain cells

[rainbowkpop]

MLM Sub!Vernon Headcanons

a’ight here wo go!

ok imagine his BF being like 5~7cm taller then him, w/ a grunge /punk rock / all-black style and bleached flat white hair

and if you see them standing 2gether vernon would look like the soft and smol one cuz he is

and when they cuddle BF has vernon’s head like nuzzled into his neck, and when he calls him vernon kinda like looks up w/ the biggest puppy eyes and BF swears in his head that vernon’s perfect cuz omg how can his heart survive that

but then it’s vernon’s turn to be smitten cuz BF says i love you in the most casual, tired/groggy voice ... like shit

and vernon suddenly smiles so wide and bright, that he made the evening back into day

ooo but then one night vernon comes back late from practice/schedules and he’s upset and really down and just flops onto the bed

and BF like comes into the room carefully ‘‘is everything gucci?’‘ like no everything’s noT GUCCI

‘’ i was just reminded how we’ll probably hide forever, ‘cause people wouldn’t accept us and if they found out  it would ruin seveen teen and ple-’‘

and BF just interrupts him and pulls him into a bear hug

and vernon actually teared up cuz he wants the people to know how much he loves his bf???? and how amazing he is’??? like??? how can he be so perfect????

but he smiles when BF just sits there next to him, holding him and gently rubbing circles into vernon’s back and he knew in that moment that he was absolutely in love with his BF

after like 10mins of just staying like that vernon calms down and BF sits him down for a serious talk about the issue and after that vernon’s feeling better ‘cause he found out how BF sees the situation and is amazed at how mature BF’s opinions on it were ‘’and wow i love you’‘

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ok domestic daily!vernon x bf

i can really imagine them sitting on the couch late at night, playing games both tired af and knowing they’ll regret staying up in the morning

but will they stop?

god no!

like at 2am they’re in the middle of a heated game (not that you perv) and if you didn’t know the truth ( that they’re soft BFs ) you would think they hate eachother because the amount of cursing and screaming at eachother

which is ofcourse not coming from the heart like they could never actually say that to eachother and mean it, god no

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ok Engrish speakeu! BF

If BF spoke english it would be 10000x better cause they would scream at eachother in english

and they both know joshua would kill them if he heard

but since joshua wasn’t there, they don’T CARE

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but what if joshua is present?

god bless their souls and help them

ok jokes aside, imagine them being really close (especially if BF is a foreigner) and having a lot of english conversations which are just confusing for the rest of seventeen

but otherwise vernon knows the second 95′ line the rest of 17 find out he’s dating, the teasing won’t stop

and i can actually imagine 95′ line sitting him down like boi what are your intentions with our son *serious dads and mom* and BF would honestly be scared af probs cuz idk who’d be scarier of the three

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ok Jealous!Vernon

it was a free night for 17 so they went for drinks in a karaoke

and ofc the underage members weren’t allowed to drink

so vernon got really upsettii spagetti when the other memebrs - including BF - got drunk

like how did joshua even get drunk would 4ever be a mystery to everyone

but basically Joshua and BF would be lowkey (read as: ‘‘highkey’‘) drunk and unintentionally very touchy with eachother

like

the karaoke is a small room

how dafuq did 17 expect to fit in 14 people

esp w/ dk and mingyu who are just taking up alot of space with their height???

but anyway back to the point

vernon saw all the BF on Joshua (or switched, whichever you like ;) ) action and he wasn’t impressed

and he was starting to get mad cuz he was bored and all the underage members were bored

and while joshua and BF sang together horribly vernon started pulling BF to sit next to him but bf was like noO I WANNA DANCE, U WAnNA DANcE? I WANNA DanCE! LOOK JoSH IS DANCING, IMMA GON’ DANCE W HIM YESSS

and as i said before, the room was packed af

like your private space was also the next person’s private space

so BF was basically grinding on fusing with joshua with how literally close they were

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and i think we all know how the night ended

... vernon had to drag BF’s drunk ass home , thats what happened but BF was ofcourse being an annoying drunk like noO I WANNA GET TURN! IM GONNA GET SO TURNT! U WANNA GET TURNT? LEZZZGET TURNTTT!!!!!!111!!1100!

like there’s no help for that

vernon was literally praying that a car doesn’t hit them as he dragged BF home

and the legend says that BF slept on a couch for the first time in their relationship that day

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OK THAT’S IT! I originally wrote this for my best friend, but i decided i loved this too much to not post to tumblr so this happened!

And like i knew this was quite a series but i didn’t know it’d be this long! [thats what she/he said ;) ]

ALSO!!! Sorry for any typos, i didn’t proof read as this was rushed :( [EDIT: I proof read it and got rid of any typos i noticed, but i might have missed some]

Ok but for reals, thanks for reading if you did! If you enjoyed it feel free to request (if requests are open) ! :)

Ty again!

~Aven