#idk if my adhd is a blessing or a curse but this hyperfixetion is killing me

[noahissimping]

i’ve been thinking about Mahariel&Zevran A LOT (they occupied my mind i can’t)

mahariel was tainted before she became a grey warden & the taint in her body was slowly killing her till the joining

we all know that a female greywarden can get pregnant (say hi to fiona) but what if taint destroyed Mahariel’s reproductive system before the joining.

and we know that the crows put their recruits through a lot. and im thinking that they prob made their recruits drink poisons so they would get a resistance to them. like poisons are one of the main tricks that crows are using and it’d be kinda pathetic if they can be killed with it easily.

so. zevran’s reproductive system could be destroyed ‘cause of poisons.

+ yk that having kiddos when zev is constantly being hunted by crows & mahariel being a commander of the gw isn’t the smartest thing to do

but imagine while they’re traveling after mahariel cured the taint & crows aren’t that much of a problem they smh find a destroyed dalish camp (after revealing that new threat to the world is an elven god to the world i bet humans would hunt & kill elves out of fear or smth) and like all the elves there were killed M&Z kill the ones who did it & after find there a kid who survived.

both M&Z had no idea what to do with a child and couldn’t leave them so they were like well that’s fucked up but we prob need to take the kiddo with us and that’s how they became parents

p.s. i think it would be interesting if a kid was already like 7-10 y.o. so they’d had to adjust to each other. so at first M&Z were like okay we‘ll find another dalish clan or smth and leave the kid there but during their journey ✨a bound✨ between them and a child grew to the point where kid started calling them mom&dad and they were like 😳 what are we gonna do now????😳

p.p.s. with the fact that Zev was raised by whores and crows & mahariel was raised basically by the clan they both didn’t rlly know how to be ones but they would try their best

btw it can work with male! mahariel too i just usually play female one