#idk what his name is in the new movie i havnt seeeeeen it yet

[bestie-goose]

why you should love goose: a photo guide

#1: style

look 1- classy n sassy

look 2- just a dad

look 3- hot fit tboy swag

#2 drinks loving his wife and son juice

i mean look at this shit

like mom and dad hii

and dont forget his daily tankard of loving mav juice

#3 takes none of ice’s shit

“girl what the fuck are you talking about”- goose

#4 banging out the tunes

great balls of fire

#5 athletics

only a king wears full clothes to a oiled up gay volleyball match. respect- someone who cares about the game

#6 boy bestfriend :’)

when you concoct intricate rituals with your bestie to get laid with a lady this time in a public place 😳

“we are sooooo much better than them girl”

he embraces the littleness of the mav 

[alt- never put goose in the corner]