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chthonicrose · 2 years ago

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I saw a post about working for a haunted house and for some reason it reminded me of when I used to work for an escape room place, and then because I only have one thought anymore, now I am thinking about crowley and aziraphale doing an escape room and how extremely bad they would be at it

crowley squinting at the fireplace like 'this is fake. it definitely comes open. I'm gonna pull on it.' and aziraphale like 'my dear boy they told us nothing in the room required brute strength' but he tried to use the wrong key on the gun safe and broke it off in the lock and had to discreetly miracle it back together. also he's professionally offended at how little the book safe looks like a real book.

#good omens #I am putting them in the murder mystery dinner party room at my old work entirely because the fireplace fake door was cool #also you COULD open it with brute strength if you wanted #it was held closed with an electromagnet #and there was a button that turned off the magnet #but if you pulled hard enough on the mantle you COULD just open it #I actually could literally put them in those specific escape rooms #because I wrote up guides for how to reset all the rooms there #because it relied on training alone and other people weren't as good at remembering as me #and anyway the guides are still in my google docs #so I could use the literal exact solutions to these four specific escape rooms #if I reverse engineer them from my old descriptions of how to reset them #stuff and nonsense

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