#if anything the castle is part of what made me a commie

[grahamkennedy]

Throwback to that time my mum was like "how can you be a commie when your favourite film is The Castle and it's about the rights of property owners". Oh you mean the movie about a working class family who aren't landlords, who live in a modest house they happen to own because it's 1997 and that's still feasible, fighting for their house not to be taken away from them by corporations? Yes they own their house but it's also 1997, when working class people owning their home wasn't weird, and half of their fight in the movie is "hey you billionaires literally have other options you do not have to strip us of our home it's just cheaper for you to tear down our house".

[legaciezzz]

All Best Friends Have Seen Each Other Naked

Lizzie x Male Reader

Genre: Smut

Request: Could you do Lizzie x reader where everyone thinks they’re dating but they’re just friends. He calms her down when she’s about to have a breakdown and helps her with anything. One day they get really drunk and hook up but they don’t want to ruin their friendship so they don’t tell anyone. The reader accidentally lets it out in front of all their friends and hope gets a little jealous even though she’s dating Landon.

A/N: I don't know if you wanted this to be that start of a triangle but let me know if you would like a part 2.

You and Lizzie were bestfriends. You hung out all the time, you were always there to calm her down when she has an episode, you studied together, you basically did everything together. But of course, a boy and a girl can never just be friends. Asides from the squad, the whole school thought you guys were an item even though you guys were just really close.

For the most part, you and Lizzie would laugh at the comments people made about you too, but you had to admit it did hinder you in the dating pool, not that you cared about dating that much.

"You know, it's sort of how girls just stopped after I became friends with Lizzie." You said as you sat with your friends for lunch.

"Maybe because they think you're dating." MG reminded you.

"It's nice to know that's the one line they won't cross." Hope chimed in.

"Thanks for the cynical input as always, Hope." you teased.

One night while partying at the mill as you and Lizzie usually did, you guys had a lot to drink-- especially that night. By the end you were stumbling through the halls of the school giggling with your arms around each other to support yourselves.

"My dad's gonna kill me if he sees me like this." Lizzie said.

"Let's go to my room, it's closer." you suggested.

You guys made it to your dorm and both fell back on your bed. After you took a moment to collect yourselves, you turned to look at each other. You smiled and the longer your eyes lingered Lizzie's kept falling to your lips, and so did you.

You kissed her as she leaned in. She then climbed on top of your lap after the kiss deepened. You sat up to take her top off, her returning the favour. Your hand slid up her body, groping her breast.

As things continued to get more heated, you felt your jeans begin to tighten underneath her. Lizzie undid your pants, taking out your cock, and started to stroke. You moaned into the kiss.

You felt yourself hard in her hand  as she continued to touch you. Things were now progressing at a fast pace, with her quickly pulling your pants all the way off then lowering herself onto you.

She was moving her hips fast and nothing but moans and profanities could be heard from you two. Her hands were running through your hair, while your lips kissed all over her chest.

"God.."

You could hear her moan when you put both of your hands under her ass and lifted her up a bit, then lowering again.

Lizzie's breathing was now becoming heavy and raspy.

"Oh fuck!" she cried out as you started thrusting into her faster and harder.

You matched her pace, holding her tightly as you gave her your all.

"I'm-- I'm commi--" she stuttered as she grip onto you tightly.

You could feel the pressure building up within you. "Fuck, I'm commi---"

You could feel yourself release inside of her, and you continued to thrust into her until just a few more pumps were given before you were done and then collapsed onto the bed together.

. . .

“What the hell did we just do?” Lizzie said as she stared up at the ceiling as you guys lied in bed, the hungover and the regret washing over her.

“Proved everyone right, I guess.”

She sat up, clutching onto the sheets. “Oh god. What are we gonna do?”

“What do you mean?” you asked, sitting up with her.

Without answering you, she got out of bed and started looking for her clothes.

“Y/N. you’re my best friend and I love you, but we can’t tell anyone about this.”

“Okay.” you chuckled, confused by her behaviour.

“I’m serious, Y/N. Nothing can change about our friendship. You’re the only guy in my life I haven’t screwed thing up with and--”

“Hey, don’t worry,” you said, grabbing her hand in attempt to relax her. “I still see you like I always did before last night. Besides, all best friends have seen each other naked at some point, right?" you joked, lighting up the mood a bit.

A couple days later in the afternoon, you and the squad were having yet another discussion about the questionable image of your friendship with Lizzie.

"C'mon, you two already act like a couple." Kaleb said.

"Yeah, the only thing you guys haven't done is sleep together." Rafael joked which caused you and Lizzie to go awkwardly silent

Everyone looked at you, waiting for a response. "Right?" Josie asked.

You felt the pressure as they all stared at you.

"We were drunk." you confessed.

"Y/N!" Lizzie yelled as the others reacted in shock. Josie clearly regretted learning that information and the guys were surprised and amused.

"Sorry!"

"Wait, you and Y/N seriously had sex?" Landon asked.

"They were drunk, it's not like it meant anything." Hope said, glancing over to you, arms crossed as she sat back on the arm of the chair that Landon was in.

"Exactly," Lizzie said, ignoring her tone. "So if we could please keep this to ourselves. God knows what Penelope would do if this got out."

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