#if i'm going to make one godawful non-horse-related decision in my life

[thentherewasfury]

it is now late enough and i have enough caffeine and sugar and bad decisions in my system from watching brokeback mountain and shotgunning reeses that i have zero reservations about telling y'all that pim's observation on wade 2.0 was essentially "if he figures out that you think he's hot, he's going to have exactly one dick-shaped priority" and as someone who is overtired and caffeine-hyped and in the middle of shark week who is going to be eighteen in less than a hundred hours i'm saying that if i find that dude and his gorgeous fucking hands outside of the cafe there is going to be a  c o n v e r s a t i o n