#if not that then let him roll up on some professor-x-ass wheelchair fuck it

[todayisafridaynight]

Re: Mine having scars from his Definitely Canonically Survived Jump- he would still have the scars from the bullets obviously, but I also think that the fall would cause all sorts of fractures and broken bones so he would have many surgical scars too. In my personal headcanon he has a pretty large scar on his back from spine surgery. He also fluctuates between using a cane, crutches, and a wheelchair (all ridiculously elegant looking because this man is filthy rich) depending on how badly everything hurts that day

if mine's bitch ass is alive i do think he should have a fuckin sicko cane you're so right

[thephoenixfirescout]

Tell me some headcanons about your favorite x-men, pretty please?

alright, I have a few headcannons to spare, and feel free to add your own! I always love sharing ideas about characters and stuff-

Brotherhood

Avalanche- Has a crippling fear of heights; he has to be grounded or else he’ll die, not ifs ands or buts. He’s a pretty talented Greco-Roman wrestler. He remembers living in Crete before coming to the states with his family, and hopes one day to visit there again.  

Pyro- though he can’t make his own fire psionically, he can steal fire from other sources, including lightening, concentrated heat sources, and a laser on one occasion. He’s not crazy, just a little bipolar. He needs some extra love and patience. Not a bad man, definitely not a bad man, he just has a habit of making some bad choices.

Toad- he’s not a toad, he’s a frog. Toads are dry and bumpy and crawl everywhere, and frogs are slimy and are great jumpers. He’s been living a lie. Also I love the idea of Toad being just this absolute Brainiac who gets all excited when he gets to talk about engineering and things all sciencey that make him happy. He deserves more love and affection stg

Blob- he might not be the brightest one of the bunch, but he sure ain’t stupid. Likes cooking, baking, grilling, and just fancies food in general. I personally see him being a great culinary mind. PIZZA PROFESSIONAL-

Scarlet Witch- Just because she emotionally distances herself, doesn’t mean she doesn’t care. If anything happened to any of these people, she’d go fucking ballistic. Periodt.

Boom-Boom- She’s not one to back away from a sticky situation if it means helping her homies, especially if she knows they’d do the same for her.

Quicksilver- I like @ohmygillygoshoppler ‘s headcannon that he likes manga and anime, and I kinda wanna roll with that, because I also like manga and anime sooo.... Also, he totally acts like he doesn’t need anybody, but let’s be real, he would do just about anything for his sister or his close friends if they needed him.

X-Men

Nightcrawler- ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS MAN!!! MUST BE PROTECCTED AT ALL COSTS. I KNOW HE CAN USE A SWORD; I KNOW HE’S A SKILLED AND CAPABLE ACROBAT, BUT I STILL WANT TO SHIELD HIM FROM ANY AND ALL HARM, DO YOU HEAR ME???!??!?!?

Shadowcat- So, in the OG comics, Kitty became a skilled samurai by training mentally with this dude called Ogun, so I kinda wanted to implement a bit of that samurai-esque intimidation factor into a soft and squishy little Kitty Pryde. also @x-men-of-our-own ‘s version of Kitty is so cute, I love the idea of a chubby nerdy kitty who is also a badass not to be trifled with.

Jean Grey- WIFE. 10/10 best telepath, would pick her over Xavier’s bald ass any day of the week. She is kind, smart, empathetic, and almost always willing to be there to listen to your problems if you need her to. Also, I want her to be tall. Like, at least 6”10.

Cyclops- himbo. he has to be. He’s such a sweet, loveable dumbass, ya gotta love him for it.

Rogue- Keeping the gothic southern belle deal here because, lets face it; everyone loves a goth girl. And don’t let that sarcastic and sour attitude throw you, she’s a sweetheart once she starts warming up to you.

Beast- Team dad. Makes delicious sandwiches.

Storm- Team mom. Good luck getting anything pas her. She’s the type of super mom whose always eleven steps ahead of all the rest.

Logan- also team dad, but he’s gone nine months out of the year, shows up for a few months only to sort of sniff the air and go, “Sabretooooooth-” and then ride off on his motorcycle for another nine months.

Professor X- gay grandad in a wheelchair. Also he erases people’s minds, which is useful, I guess...