#if y’all are into writing twin peaks smut Dale Cooper talks about sex all the time in this
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Some gems from the Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: my life in tapes
#Twin Peaks#Dale Cooper#The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life In Tapes#Dale Cooper woulda thrives on tumblr I think#Dale Cooper is gay as a maypole#he uses the most gay wording “I’m getting really good at behind thrown against the wall” fuckin bottom bitch#also there was a scene where he was running a ”is too much of a good thing really bad?” experiment in college#In which he had sex with a girl over and over for a whole day and/or night (it wasn’t clear)#and he talks about her pulling out something from her back which we’re left to assume is a sex toy and then he tells us#that he’s may be too sore to check out#so I’m pretty sure they’re implying Dale Cooper got pegged in college#and he enjoyed it#so have fun with that freaks#also the leather shit#if y’all are into writing twin peaks smut Dale Cooper talks about sex all the time in this
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