#if you think you know who this is

[hismourningflower]

cutie patooties… hear me out… modern!au… reader works in a cat cafe… some mf with a messy ponytail comes in almost every day to play w the cats and you think he just really likes cats but he’s actually down bad for the pretty worker behind the counter who makes his coffee ♡

[kanrojimitsurichan]

tfw you can’t stop acting like a 5 yr old when you’re almost 40 bc of dumbass roleplay shit.

you can’t even have the balls to tell people to their face that you don’t want them around, you just instantly cut them out once something doesn’t go your way or you get even slightly annoyed. but that’s okay! you can keep doing this and then eventually everyone’s gonna get sick of it and realize that the way you’re acting is literally all the ways you and them bemoan parents for acting and want them to change.

you act like you’re a 15 yr old being bullied but you’re a grown ass adult acting like everyone’s attacking you for nothing or over unreasonable things. you wanna keep doing this tho, so have fun with people who only pat your ass and never contradict you bc they want to try and stay friends and don’t want to be immediately shunned by you.

have fun!!

[maui-omurice]

It's really funny how you're trying to say that you don't have any friends anymore now that you crashed your car because you were my "best friend" up until the day I had Violet. Since then you know how many times I've seen you? Three. Once was for 15 minutes at most, another was a complete embarrassment because you peed on the floor at a party I invited you to, and the other was literally just lunch when you graduated. I have asked you countless times to hang out, and even now, with my own car, have asked to hang out with you when I have weekends to myself, and a full tank of gas, expecting absolutely nothing but your company. Each time you saying something like, "but I'm so far away from you now, and I think I might be trying to go out and get wasted anyways" even though you live two towns over, and barely takes more than 15 minutes to get there. If you take back roads. Sure, it's a little further than the 7 minute drive it used to be, but it's not crazy. Hell, my commute to work every day is 15 minutes. But no. Three times in almost three years. And not ONCE was hanging out YOUR idea. So much for "best friend" so much for being with you literally 24/7. So much for being the one you turned to when you got dumped by the guy you poured literally everything into, and was going to kill yourself. So much for everything. It's so freaking ridiculous that you think you can actually sit there and say that you're pissed about how after all the effort you're putting into trying to make plans with these "friends" of yours, and even after you offer them gas money, they still give you excuses and excuses and excuses. Well hey, remember when I was asking you for those plugs back? And you said that you didn't want to drop them off at my house, because you couldn't even drive by my place without freaking out because you hated my brothers girlfriend? And then I told you I had left, and was eating at McDonald's? A place where you practically worshipped? And then you said you didn't want to stop there either because if you did, you would have to eat something, and you didn't want to? And then about five minutes later I told you I was up at the movies waiting for an hour, and you could just drop them off there? And then you said that you hate being up at that mall, and you will NOT drive up there no matter what even if it were life or death? Even though you use to hang out there every single weekend, and you still would go tanning up there. Excuse after excuse. After excuse. After excuse. I bet you've given these same people that are doing this to you, the same kind of attitude you gave me, and that is why they don't want to be around you. That, and the fact that you're literally freaking crazy. Okay. I'm done.