#if you want a beautiful socialite you might have to not look at the scions I think maybe

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so important to me that Y’shtola is a rude little beast who grew up in a cave. she just happens to look like a beautiful socialite but she did grow up with one old woman in a cave learning mildly illegal magic

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The Tyrian Tattler - 66 Scion - 10 Copper

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Here’s the Tea

Just Passing By? 

A good source tells us that recently spotted crashing a lake-side party of Salma College students, was none other than the Minister of Beetletun himself.  Allegedly out for a stroll, the Minister is quoted to have been 'just checking it out' for some reason.

A Stinging Rejection? 

Witnesses in the Maiden's Whisper watched as the poor secretary of Salma made an attempt to ask out a gentleman whilst having a glass of wine and being famously rejected. The poor girl left in tears!

Up in Flames? 

At the very same party reported having been crashed by Minister Volkov, things got a little wild and one student was spotted running, screaming into the lake whilst on fire. Sounds like a security issue, if you ask me.

Looking for Love? 

The Lady Vice Legate has retired. Why you ask? Love. In a stunning open session this week, the young Minister declared in a show boaty fashion that she was leaving her station to pursue the new goal of becoming a wife. Yawn!

Hot for Teacher?

Two unnamed individuals, one suspected to be a teacher at Queen Salma College were spotted canoodling in a broom closet by another student. Wonder who it might be.

Dear Tattler...

Dear Tattler,

My husband lost his job. He had worked there since we were married five years ago. I gave up my own career to raise our family and now I am frustrated and hurt, as his own actions caused his dismissal. How do I show him support when I'm so frustrated?

Signed,

Stay At Home Mom

Dear  Mom,

Honestly, first things first, get a good divorce lawyer and leave his butt behind. Then, go get yourself a make over, a boob job and use the alimony to buy yourself a nice place. You don't need to put up with his crap anymore than you already have. He sounds like a real loser and you, girl, are a goddess who should be pampered.

XOXO,

The Tattler

Dear Tattler,

I'm moving to a brand new place. Everything’s new. Not just the location but the people, the types of people, how they talk, how they interact, what they do for fun. They’re a different breed of animal, seems like.

How do I fit in and make friends?

Signed,

K

Dear  K,

They say imitation is the best form of flattery.  Or something. Treat it like an experiment, buy the clothes, talk the talk, act like you belong and darling, you will. If there's one thing about people I know, is that they're dumb and they want to be fooled. Give them what they want. Invent a new you.

XOXO,

The Tattler

Dear Tattler,

How can someone become as renowned as these people you write about? I’d like to make my entrance into the upper echelon of society’s most talked about.

Signed,

Wallflower

Dear Wallflower,

If you're not already rich and famous, the best way I know of to join the ranks of the Krytan elite, is to marry in. Find yourself a nice old bachelor and don't forget to put out.

XOXO,

The Tattler

How Far is Too Far?

Mesmer Magic has always been a hot topic of conversation for the sceptical minds of Divinity's Reach to debate. From the newest debutantes, all the way up to the Queen, herself, Mesmers certainly keep things interesting. But, how far is too far?

Sources nearest to us at the Tattler betray that he hottest new trend in Mesmer magic this season has been to illusion one's body to look better. Nothing new, one might argue but, we disagree!  In recent most years, the young debutantes of Divinity's reach have become mothers and with it the plague of muffin top has settled upon the beautiful elite.

Recently released from an unfair imprisonment due to a completely misguided and false stalking charge, the Tattler's esteemed photographer has taken to the streets again to expose he would-be illusionistas.

Desperate to keep their so-thought girlish figures, Divinity's Reach socialites; among them are Luxelen Larkspur of the Ruirkton Roses and the former Vice Legate, Stella Aguillard as well as many many more, reported to be the worst offenders of illusioning their muffin tops. 

No shame in getting old, but there is shame in lying to the people. This publication suggests bringing a mirror wherever you go, or risk being duped!

Fauste Watch 1332

The continuous twists and turns, unfolding drama concerning the life of Doctor Cesare Fauste has sold more magazines in this season than most, so to celebrate that fact we have pinned the doctor down (not literally, don't be weird) and scored an exclusive interivew, in his own words about who he is as a man and a lover.

Recent sightings of himself with anyone other than Cosette Hale are few and far between. 

However! This rag has begun to wonder if Cosette Hale is playing the Ascalonian silver fox after she was spotted recently sharing a bottle of wine with Jason Balmonte. Scandalous!

Name: Doctor Cesare Fauste 

Nickname: Fauste 

If I weren’t a doctor, I’d be: I suppose I would still be a soldier, likely one who has ascended rather well in rank.  However, one never knows.  I may have broken my leg doing something foolish.

If I could trade lives with another person, it would be: There is no other person I'd prefer to be.  I've never had a life cross mine such I envied, save for a house cat.

My worst habit is: My obsession with precision and my view of perfection.  I do not rest until I am certain that something is unable to improve more than it already has.

I’m most insecure about my:  Ancestry.  Those before me have humbled my course due to their frivolity.  

I feel sexiest in:  Naked, I suppose.  Usually the reason for being naked is the cause.

I get secretly annoyed when: Someone tries to show me they are more alpha than I.

The weirdest rumor I’ve heard about myself is: Literally any rumor.

The best gift I’ve ever been given: My children, without a doubt.

I know a woman is perfect for me when:  I do not believe someone is perfect for me.  I do not want someone to cater their traits to me.

I think it’s sexy when a woman: Is patient and kind with more than just myself. Earnestness is my greatest weakness.

I wish I was more:  Open towards those who wish for my vulnerability.