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[beanclam]

A couple weeks ago, I posted some FFXV Become Human AU on Patreon and @asidian is strong-arming me into posting them on tumblr ^^; (although the Prompto-at-Eden-Club-nsfw will stay on Patreon). Adding my headcanon write up as well...

... so let's say in a setting where there's tension with Niflheim and Lucis (but no outright war), the Nifs gift the royal family with IGNIS. an advanced prototype android, as a gesture of Good Will.

And Regis and co are like, "thank you?!" Lucis isn't as techy as Niflheim and they have automated processes but like, what do with high tech android?

And Ignisbot is like, "I know all sorts of stuff, and over 9000 children's stories, and 3721 recipehs..." and Regis is like, YES, GOOD. And Ignisbot becomes tutor/nannybot.

So he takes care of Noctis (and sometimes Gladio) through the years, and Insomnia catches up on tech so Ignis gets upgrades and stuff but still looks the same.

Along the way, Ignis catches feelings and is totally deviant, but the Royals and most of the citadel is totally cool with it, Ignis is family after all...

Anyway, much like Detroit in the actual game, androids are EVERYWHERE in Niflheim. So places like the Eden Club exist, where clients can rent androids for sex.

About a decade after Ignis is given to the Lucian Royals, BesithiaCorp adds a new Prompto model** to it's Pleasure line, and the Eden Club adds a few models to its inventory.

A client gets a llittle too rough with one of the Promptos, so the club tosses it out with the trash. Prompto turns "deviant" in the scrap heap, claws himself out (Markus-style) after scavenging spare parts and make the hard trek out of Niflheim, posing as human.

... he eventually ends up at a garage in Leide where the ornery old owner and his cheerful granddaughter take in the homeless android... who eventually runs into the Lucian crown prince who's on a PR tour :)

** Asidian always encourages Prompto whump

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[archadianskies]

Title: adherence Part: 3/? of ‘software instability’ the tale of Ignisbot Pairing: maybe budding gladnis?  Rating: General Themes: Friendship, Artificial Intelligence, Grief/Mourning Words: 2,784 Summary: Gladio never expected the book he received the morning they set off for Altissia would be the last gift he'd ever receive from his dad. And now it lies discarded and torn apart on the floor of the Regalia.

On the morning he was to depart for Altissia, Clarus had placed a beautiful linen hardcover in his hands. A new release from his favourite author; an historical epic of war and peace, blood and tears, romance and heartbreak.

To Gladiolus, May this adventure keep you company on yours. Love always, Dad

His father had embraced him tightly, kissing his cheek and mussing his hair affectionately. Gladio had dismissed the glassiness in his eyes with light teasing, what old man are you missing the days you spent on the road? Feeling your age now are you?

Clarus had laughed it off and shoved him towards the door. Gladio gave him a lazy finger salute and headed off, shoving the book into his pack. He'd headed out in the Regalia an hour later with the ragtag trio, to get Noct hitched in Altissia.

He never thought Insomnia would fall in their absence.

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[archadianskies]

Title: diminuendo Part: 4/? of ‘software instability’ the tale of Ignisbot Pairing: Noctis is a gay mess with a crush on all of them Rating: General Themes: Friendship, Artificial Intelligence, Dance lessons Words: 2,216 Summary: They have to spend the night at Galdin Quay until they can leave for Altissia the next day, so Ignis decides it best they refresh their dancing skills in preparation for the Royal Wedding. How was he to know Insomnia would fall? Now two months later when they finally reach Altissia, they have an evening to themselves before the Rite of the Hydraean is performed. There is to be no Royal Wedding, but Ignis figures they can still put their dancing skills to use.

"Perhaps we should use this time to practice dancing." Ignis suggests. The other two look up from their activities curiously as Ignis continues. "Tomorrow we leave for Altissia and when we arrive our schedules will be quite packed in preparation for the wedding. There will be a wedding rehearsal but I highly doubt only one session adequate to perfect a waltz."

"But I already know how to waltz." Noctis protests, as Prompto eagerly nods.

"Yeah we learned how to waltz for our school formal. Y'know, the-" Prompto mimes the leading position and sways slightly.

 "An Altissian Waltz differs from a Lucian Waltz." Ignis corrects. "You will need to perform both at the wedding."

"I can help demonstrate." Gladiolus volunteers, wedging a bookmark to hold his place before closing the hardcover.

"You know how to waltz?" Noctis cocks a brow in surprise.

"Iris' 15th birthday is in two months." The Shield scoots off the bed and makes his way to stand near Ignis. "Dad's throwin' a proper formal party for her so we're all having lessons." 

"Okay, this I gotta see." Prompto declares.

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