#ignore that some of these only make sense in a dibper context

[sapphicdib]

for the headcanons: wirt and dipper :3

YAAAAY AN ASK <3

Wirt:

Headcanon A:  (realistic): wirt is demi and queer!! he doesn’t really like labels, he just likes who he likes, you know?

Headcanon B: (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious) Wirt cuts his own hair. That’s why it looks Like That. he just grabs it and chops.

Headcanon C: (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends) Wirt suffers with PTSD thanks to the unknown :) hes very cautious around water and hates swimming/the beach/being on boats/etc

Headcanon D: (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.) He’s neurodivergent and his hyperfixations/special interests include architecture, poetry, and music (specifically wind instruments)!

Dipper:

Headcanon A:  (realistic) Dipper has freckles all over!!

Headcanon B: (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious) he ends up w a mullet literally just bc he is too lazy to cut his hair. mabel will cut it when she visits but also will occasionally braid it if his hair has gotten *that* long.

Headcanon C: (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends) oh i love making bill possess dib and then wake dipper up with the love of his life calling him pine tree and sending him into a panic attack!

Headcanon D: (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own) Dipper is actually pretty orderly and clean once he grows up. dib is the messy one lmfao