#ignore the Bellerophon ref I’m doing the Greek mythology portion of tests for my Latin convention next week
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Trying to cut down on making kms jokes so I’ve come up with a solution: say I’m gonna kill god instead
#alternatives to this include: I will become a god (Bellerophon style except I just won’t die)#I will kill jfk#I will blow up the earth#and I will steal the moon#ignore the Bellerophon ref I’m doing the Greek mythology portion of tests for my Latin convention next week#and that story is the funniest shit to me ngl#my guy killed a lion and said ‘aight bet I’m a god now’#and then the gods were like ‘fuck you no you’re not’#anyways. this got off topic fast#madurday night live
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