#ill just make a poll rq

[snobgoblin]

got bored and decided to count how many times Ace has been hurt vs how many times he's hurt somebody else- and I wanna preface this by saying this isn't like academic I was relying on @ace-reaction-images and my memory. I might redo this with an actual count later but I don't have time to rewatch all these episodes right now. ALSO, I didn't count the comics or commercials. but I could have. here's what I got

being hurt

18

(by Blossom- 2) (self inflicted (repeated)- 1) (HIM (repeated)- 1) (Mojo Jojo- 2) (Fuzzy Lumpkins (implied)- 1) (Buttercup (several repeats like the long fight in Buttercrush and when she stole his teeth)- 8) (bodily function- 1) (Sedusa- 1) (Gnome- 1)

hurting someone else

9

(Buttercup- 1) (Snake- 2) (Professor Utonium- 1) (random child- 4 (there are a lot of these but I only remember 4 off the top of my head, the one he threw a ball at, the two he bullied at the kindergarten, and the one he gave a wedgie to) (cat- 1)

(not hurt but scared: store clerk, old man, baby, Miss Keane, Sedusa, narrator, woman)

SO... it seems like with this tally he's hurt about twice as much as he hurts others and I'm SURE that count would level out if I counted each individual kid he's ever hurt but I don't care enough about them to remember them lol. somebody remind me to redo this later with like an actual count when I watch the series again