#ill pop your goddamn kneecap off

[mybitterbisexualarse]

I know this is a happy accident I guess but I appreciate that Bella Ramsey is tiny as a person, like they are 5′1 and it really works to show just how young ellie is when shes holding a rifle half the size of her or facing off 2 grown ass men who tower over her 

[grubhivemind]

-- decastichAmazifier [DA] began pestering devicefulFlightrisk [DF] at 22:42 --

DA: howdious rowdious rugby

DF: Oh hey Kavi.

DF: I forgot I was online... But thats okay.

DA: oh snap... everything ok Peapod?

DF: Yeah.

DF: ... No.

DF: :(

DA: :( wanna talk about it champ?

DF: I guess so... Its just embarrassing.

DF: Embarrassing and kind of frightening but mostly I feel stupid.

DF: I just found out Ive been hanging out with the guy who murdered Rammie.......

DF: And I really liked him.

DA: oh

DA: well damn

DA: ....sorry man

DA: that's.... wow ok so yeah that's pretty scary and upsetting

DA: ....

DA: you want some froyo buddy? :(

DF: Um...

DF: Yeah, actually... I think Id like that.

DA: sweet i'll bring some you-ward

DA: where you at?

DF: Im at my apartment.

DF: Let me... Tidy up a little bit...

DA: ok but mind you i'm not gonna mind

DA: i'll say things in a posh accent

DA: judging vocally with jokes

DA: but not really give a shit

DA: but do you sweetpea

DF: Ill at least clear a path to the door... Hehe.

DA: bitchin, catch you in 20

KAVI: *It doesn't take him long to gather said froyo and head on over to Jace's Place. They're gonna eat it straight out the tub like heathens. This is his plan. He has waffle cone chips and some other fixins in space ziplocs. Knockity knock knock*

JACE: *Jace's Place™ is a studio apartment in one of the older parts of town. a little run down, but the isolation was some of the appeal, on top of the aesthetic. he peeps out the peep hole before opening the door for his brother, putting on a smile, but his big old glasses only magnify his red puffy eyes.*

JACE: Hi Kavi... Come on in. *stands aside, pushing some more junk out of the way with his foot. which, yes, it's a bit of a disaster in here. he's been living here for a few months but there's still unopened boxes everywhere. a good portion of the floor is cluttered with gadgets and gizmos aplenty, but he's got a living area with a tv! and a bed! so that's something.*

KAVI: *aww... baby. Kavi makes his way in. He might tidy up after making Jace take a nap* sup broski *cheek smooch*

KAVI: brought some froyo for your soul yo

JACE: Thanks... Go ahead and make yourself at home. Sorry about the mess... Again... *closes the door and then goes to shuffle towards his couch. time to drape over it, dramatic and sad.*

KAVI: it's ok you should see my vanity *It's a goddamn disaster.... and his closet. And his life*

KAVI: *goes to sit on the couch and pops out all the froyo and fixins* i got spoons

KAVI: and toppings for what we load on the spoons

KAVI: we're gonna eat this whole tub

JACE: *holds his hand out for a spoon. he's ready.* Okay, good.

JACE: I hope you have gummy worms.

KAVI: *gives him the spoon and pops the top* dude, of course i do

KAVI: bears too

KAVI: and soul patch kids

KAVI: just in case you like to suffer

JACE: Apparently I do... :( *casually steals ALL of these toppings to put on his froyo.*

JACE: I um... Well... Ive gotten up to some other things, aside from hanging out with friend killers.

JACE: But you cant tell anybody about it, okay? *looks at him with big eyes while also stuffing his face.*

KAVI: my ears are always open for the gossip but my lips are sealed for your secrets

KAVI: *dumps a bunch of sprinkles on his spoon then scoops froyo*

JACE: I was on Odimist sometime... last week? You know, Ive been trying to study all the weirdness going on there.

JACE: I was creeping around Colts house... And Finn heard me. He thought I was like a home invader or something... But anyway, to make a long story short, I ended up hanging out with him and we were watching movies and stuff.

JACE: I got the bright idea to tell him I liked him... Which I guess was obvious to everyone BUT him. *sighs* He said he didnt feel the same way, but since I was being all mopey he tried telling me I was still... I dont know! Desirable? Ahhh.

JACE: So then I got the even BRIGHTER idea to-- Oh gosh. I dont even know how to say this... *covers his face and sighs*

JACE: I?? Made a move on him???

KAVI: .... *listens to this.... puts his fist up to his mouth*

KAVI: *considers*

KAVI: was there a weenie slip in there

JACE: *sweats...*

JACE: Ummm... You could say that.

KAVI: i could say it in other ways, should i do that?

KAVI: but also i mean...........

KAVI: that's..... you're business?

KAVI: i mean

KAVI: whoever you wanna bang that's up to you, you're an adult man

KAVI: i fully support you shopping to fill your sexual appetites

KAVI: i feel like it goes without saying i would kneecap anyone if it was funny business

KAVI: but if you're cool i'm cool and that's your choice.... but i'm sorry you didn't have your feelings returned

KAVI: *rubs his shoulder*

JACE: Thanks... *accepts the shoulder rubs, but he's a LITTLE FLUSTERED about everything else he said. kavi, please.* I dont regret doing what I did exactly??? But...

JACE: Maybe it wasnt the best decision for my heart in retrospect. And then Kougah... Bluh. *slumps and shovels more ice cream, eyes getting watery again.*

JACE: I must have pretty poor judgement or something.

KAVI: well...

KAVI: i can say

KAVI: that sometimes... an asshole isn't that bad but they're still an asshole

KAVI: so it's not bad judgement on your part really...

KAVI: because you saw all the potential non-dickery???

KAVI: but it's still kind of pretty big dicking in the bad way

KAVI: your judgement is fine but people are complex

KAVI: so it's hard to tell shit off the bat

JACE: *looks at him, pathetic and sad, but he's trying to believe what he's being told* :(

JACE: I guess so...

JACE: I just wish... I could meet someone that wasnt so completely wrong for me. Even just a little bit wrong for me would be preferable.

KAVI: yeah... you will

KAVI: you just have to draw the line of what you will and won't put up with

JACE: I guess murder is a pretty clear place to draw a line, huh??? *sighs deeply*

KAVI: i mean.... i personally don't endorse it and that's also pretty goddamn danger

JACE: Im just bitter about it... *looks at kavi again.* But thank you for listening.

JACE: I didnt really know who to talk to about this...

KAVI: you can talk to me, just so you know man

KAVI: i cast no judgement and i'm only moderately nosy

KAVI: i would ask how good a lay Finn is but i tend to stay away from meatsticks

KAVI: also you're still a little upset

KAVI: so it's a dish for another day

KAVI: *pat pat*

JACE: *wheezes gently about it, but then he laughs.* Yeah... Lets put that topic aside for now.

JACE: *squirms closer to lean on him. he's feeling cuddly after sharing all those emotions... exhausting.* Do you want to watch a movie or something? ... While we eat all this frozen yogurt? *ALL OF IT*

KAVI: most def Peapod *nudges him and readies his SPOON*

KAVI: *And so they totally didn't get bellyaches*