#im about to die

[sailormoonsub]

this birthday card from @beauxoiseaux is an act of violence

[leolingo]

ROIERS IG STORY AND YOU CAN HEAR CELLBIT LAUGHING IN THE BACK

[dh--ii]

oh my GOD

[stlispenard]

i'm pissing myself

[magg0tgf]

Gaslighting myself into thinking it's not that hot so I can fall asleep

[jerseyclown]

sorry one more

why is his womb visible

[weed-cat]

[handmemyshovel]

why must i always trip over the part in blackboxwarrior that talks about namibian himbas tie-dying you like bro i’ve got the rest down why can’t i sinG THAT ONE DAMN PART RIGHT

[wormedeye]

OMGLGDLTSJESKTJTSITITDTIH I GOT 100/100 FOR THE LITERATURE EXAM WHAT????????

I’M-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thebugthatlivesinyourbed]

So i drew wendell and wild at school right now

MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD RIGHT NOW HELP

[dh--ii]

making noodles and crying over elder gays someone save me

[doebt]

If i dont get a plain mcdoouble medium fries with ranch and a small sprite no ice RIGHT NOW i feel like i will DIE

[endrism]

Man this NASCAR race is wild.

[soupuids]

ok bye everypony im Currently. very sick

[catmask]

being the most left leaning family member means everyone will always think that youre insane and then in two years they will believe what you were explaining to them two years ago but still think youre insane now. and you do it anywaybecause you love them

[pokemonmarinebiology]

Currently hiding in my work's bathroom because a co-worker's Magikarp evolved into Gyarados while on the job