#im at home and safe yall dont worry about me i mnow i never drunkpost but im honee a tly fine

[kingxfmischief]

My mom: comes home with a two liter of spiked pink lemonade they made for a baby shower

Ne: I might have a glass of that tomorrow since I have two days off

My mom: eh ita super weak

Me: I'll have the whole two liter then

Me after less than a glass: oh this is more drunk than I've been off some big cans of alcohol how the fuxk is this week

Me: shrugs and drinks the whole two liter

Hi this is the most drunk I've ever been and the only time I think I've upgraded from buzzed to drunk