#im going to give my boyfriend the keys to my patreon and make it all his problem | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mumblesplash · 2 years

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it’s really funny my boyfriend is all “parasocial relationships can be dangerous and i need to maintain an obvious distance from my fans so as to facilitate a healthy online community” and then there’s me who has been seriously considering introducing a patreon tier where patrons get to decide my pronouns for a month

#mumbling #pulling a reverse f1nn5ter you can decide what pronouns i use but have no control over how i look #mostly held back by the logistics of it yk #is it better to do sweepstakes or a vote #how would i guarantee that everyone in the tier gets a turn #is a month too long #what should i make the syllable cap for neopronouns #how much work am i willing to put into this stupid bit #god i hate management #im going to give my boyfriend the keys to my patreon and make it all his problem #he gets a chance to bond with his dad over the fine points of running your own business i get to not think about math #win win

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