#im gonna strangle that bitch so hard that it bypasses his vampirism and kills him

[veillsar]

(Act 3 rambling)

Tell me....tell me why...I went to Sharess' Caress for a quest(iykyk) and was talking to all the people there for some fun dialogue, came accross the drow twins, and was asking about their services.

And they looked behind me, saw Astarion and went 'oh that your lover? Let's 4some' and I went😟

But then Astarion was really uncomfortable and said 'um sorry but I really dont wanna do that again' and I went😨

Ofc I immediately turned down the 4some bc wtf I'm not gonna abuse my baby?? So I told him don't worry I won't push him, and he said 'Ugh don't be so nice to me, it makes me want to...be nice back' and I just😭😭😭😭😭😭🤕🤕🤕

And then we walked into a flophouse, and Astarion went 'oh, this is where I hunted for Cazador...so many of them, they were the kind of people no one would miss' and I☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Cazador, when I find you....when I fucking find you......just you wait....I'll make you regret ever fucking touching my man, and I'm gonna shove so much lightning up your ass, just you wait....