#im hoping to start t soon. and get top surgery too. and cut my hair and everything.

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Toothache - John Wick oneshot

A/n: so this was requested by @babymadz. Its kinda on the shorter side but its fluff. I hope you enjoyed it and im sorry if its not that good im kinda having some family issues at the moment so im not 100% commited to writing at the moment 😅

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Stepping in the shower, john let the hot stream of water wash over his body. Sighing he brushed his hands through his hair. John had taken some time off from his work and word had gotten out that he had become 'soft' because of a certain girl. Well girl was a term john used loosely, he would describe her as more of a God. He smiled thinking about her. Maybe he had gone a little soft because of her. Her name was y/n and for some reason unknown to him, she had fallen in love with him and accepted his marriage proposal more than two years ago. She was always kind and put others first despite the countless times john had told her to not forget about herself and to not let people abuse her. She had this glow about her that made anyone within a 5 mile radius get drawn to her. Her jokes were lame but kept john entertained for hours. She was beautiful on the inside and out.

He looked down at the gold wedding band on his finger and his smile grew even larger, this was the first time in a while he had truly been happy and it was all thanks to her.

Before he knew it the bathroom door slammed open, interrupting his train of thought. 'speak of the devil' john thought just before the shower curtain was drawn back abruptly and y/n stood there, her face red and stained with tears. John was shocked to see his normally smiley wife a crying mess. "Y/n? What happened? Who hurt you?" his voice was serious as jumped out of the shower so he could check over her body, looking for any indication that she had been hurt. Seeing nothing he was confused and so took in her appearance. Comfy shorts and one of John's old shirts. Her hair flowed loosely around her face, finished off with a bit of popcorn stuck to a strand and it soon became apparent as to what caused her to cry. "what movie was it this time?" he laughed and she just sobbed harder as she leant forward to hug him "marley and me" she said, well that's what john interpurated the sounds between cries to be. He laughed again as he leant down to rest his head on top of hers before giving her a small kiss. "y/n its only a film. No dog was killed for real" she pulled back and looked up at him through wet eyelashes before looking down at his naked form. She blushed instantly despite the fact that she had seen him naked thousands of times. John laughed at her actions before grabbing a towel and wrapping it around himself. "come on. We'll go watch a movie were no animals die" he began to lead her out towards to living room before leaving her to go get dressed.

A few minutes later and john came out seeing y/n sat on the floor looking through movies, all evidence of her previous crying session was gone and replaced with her usual smile. She stood up turning to him as she grabbed the popcorn that was placed on the table. Popping a piece in her mouth she walked towards john "babe, i thought we cou- OW"  she stopped halfway through her sentence as she grabbed her mouth in pain and john rushed over. "let me see" he asked opening her mouth blood slowly filling it. "looks like you've cracked a tooth. We have to go to the dentist" y/n stepped back shaking her head. "NO! Its ok i can just take so- OW" another wave of pain shocked her. John knew of her fear of the dentist and stepped forwards holding her shoulders "you have to go. I'll be right there with you holding your hand. It won't be that bad. I promise" he kissed her forehead before she sighed, '' I have no choice but to do it do i" she said carefully trying not to cause herself anymore more pain and john just pushed her towards the bedroom "nope. Go get dressed and i'll make an emergency appointment."

Within 20 minutes, y/n was laid down in the dreaded dentist chair and her hand nervously tapped on the arm rest as the dentist looked in her mouth. John placed a hand on her leg and rubbed it soothingly just as the dentist stepped back ready to give his diagnosis. "well it seems you have chipped a part of your wisdom tooth so we can just remove it for you today" he said it so calmly and y/n sat up tears in her eyes. "are you sure? Won't it hurt? Im-"

The dentist cut her off before she could ramble on with any more questions. "Mrs Wick, your husband has already told me about your fear and rest assured, you will only feel some mild pain for a day or two after the surgery. You would be completely anesthetized and will feel no pain, think of it more as a little nap. It will take no more than an hour" the dentist said it in such a way that y/n felt silly for even being scared and out of embarrassed just nodded as she agreed to go along with the procedure. "ok give me 5 minutes and i will get the anesthetist and we can begin" he smiled and walked out. Y/n laid down again as fear consumed her. John leaned down and kissed her deeply "y/n don't worry, i will be right here" to shaken to speak she just nodded again as she laid waiting for the torture begin.

An hour later and the dentist had called john back into the room where y/n had the surgery. "Mr Wick, everything went fine and she is perfectly alright however she will be a little out of it for the next couple of hours or so, so just watch out for her and make sure she takes her pain medication regularly" he lead john into the room where y/n sat talking to the nurse about something with a big grin on her face, her mouth stuffed full of wool. 'so far she seems normal' he thought but he was soon proven wrong. As y/n caught sight of john she grabbed the nurse and pulled her closer "you see this is my husband he's actually a secret ninja but but you cant tell no one" she pulled her finger to her lips making a shushing noise and john just laughed awkwardly hoping the nurse would just take it lightly and not think she was telling the truth and luckily she did. "she has quite the imagination" the nurse laughed and john nodded "you have no idea" he stepped forward and began to help y/n up "come on let's get you home." she reached out for his face like a child before she began to poke and pull it. "you're really good looking and i want to kiss you but my husband would kill you if he found out" she whispered and john laughed "well you are pretty special to him".

At this time, y/n attention span was the same as a toddler and she couldn't keep to one conversation the whole ride home. Once they were finally parked outside john helped her to the front door as she spoke gibberish about some fairy. He let go of her for one second to unlock the door before turning around to her. "ok lets get you t- y/n" as he turnt around, she was gone and he panicked "Y/N!" he shouted not being able to see her but then her laugh broke the silence and he followed it around the house and made his way to the garden where she sat playing with a stray cat. He walked over to her slowly and he could begin to hear her talking to the cat softly ".... I really love him mr kitty cat. He's the beeeessssssttttt. He's tall he's handsome he can kick people's asses and he's reallllly good in bed" john smiled and walked closer before crouching down next to her scaring the cat off. She looked up at him before smiling "Jooooohhhhnnnnnn there you are. I just wanted to tell you i love you and that i want to have the sex with you" she laughed and booped his nose. John looked dow. At her "as much as i would love to have the sex with you, you need to rest. Come on" he scooped her up and made his way inside before putting her in bed. After an hour of y/n talking nonsense and john just laughing at her, she finally fell asleep as john stroked her hair. Despit her swollen face and messy hair, she was still the most beautiful girl he had even seen. He smiled as he leaned down to kiss her forehead before slowly getting out of the bed, careful not to disturb her.

Five hours later and a groggy y/n staggered out of the bedroom holding her face. John looked up and smiled when he saw her "hey" he said and she just looked at him before making her way over and falling on top of him "my face hurts and im hungry" she mumbled hiding her face in his stomach as an attempt to hide from the pain. He stroked her hair and she looked up at him "thank you for looking after me. What can i do to repay you?" she hugged him and he just smiled. "being next to me is more than enough" he kissed her on the lips and she smiled " no seriously". John looked up and thought for a second before smirking. "well if i remember correctly a little someone called y/n promised to have the sex with me. That might be a good place to start" he laughed holding her cheeks in his hands and she sat up. "I said that?" john sat forward and kissed her gently before nodding "yep". It was her time to smirk "in that case i will have the sex with you as payment for you taking such good care of me" john smiled brightly but y/n just laid back down again "but maybe in a week or so because my face hurts to much" john laughed "cock block" he laughed as he stroked her hair slowly sending her back to sleep "youre too good for me. sweet dreams my favourite little toothache." he smiled relishing in the happiness that y/n had given him over the last few years and for many more years to come.

The end

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A/n: i hate the dentist so very very much....

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Do every question. See how Long it takes. 😊

Some of these were answered before this so i’m omitting them.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

do i have trust issues?  kinda.  does that stop me from sharing my entire life story to literally everyone? nope

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

nah bc u live in fucking texas

6. What are you excited for?

finishing the school year bc its kicking my ass

7. What happened tonight?

nothing yet

9. Is confidence cute?

yea

10. What is the last beverage you had?

water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

no one?  i mean, going by the fact that most of my friends are all dfab....

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

yea but theyre gonna fall apart soon

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

sleep?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

food probs

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

i mean, most likely?  i sure hope so bc im a horrible person

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

halcy and kit and jules

19. Have you had sex today?

nope

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yes

21. Are you in a good mood?

??? idk

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

i dont like swimming

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

no

24. What do you want right this second?

my mental health

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

i mean...i’d be upset because we never discussed if this is an open relationship or something.  if it had been discussed and we both agreed that it was fine, i’d be cool with it (i’m polyamourous but it needs to be a mutual agreement)

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

currently, yes kinda.  i have like one leftover purple streak in my hair

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

that fucking video i sent

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

yes

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

pfft no i love soda

34. Listening to?

the Yuuri!!! On Ice song

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

only mechanical

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

i think he’s in....illinois?  idk i haven’t seen him in 2 years

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no.  i believe in love at first conversation.  i find love at first sight to be an incredibly shallow thing.  you cant fall in love with someone based on what they look like.  it takes at least one conversation to know the soul

38. Who did you last call?

my mum

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

my best friend.  in our sock in her kitchen

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

bc we were dating and he kissed me goodbye before he left for illinois again

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

idk been a while

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no

44. Do you tan in the nude?

i dont go outside

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

probs.  it was kinda bad

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mum

48. Do you sing in the shower?

yes

49. Do you dance in the car?

yea

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yes

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

god i was probs like 8

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

YES AND I LOVE THEM

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Christmas brings back lots of trauma so like...yea

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

im down to try everything but i havent tried that

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

a doctor, cheerleader, race care driver hybrid

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

i believe in spirits

59. Take a vitamin daily?

no but i really need to.  im deficient in like...most vitamins

60. Wear slippers?

no

61. Wear a bath robe?

no

62. What do you wear to bed?

generally pajama bottoms or boxer-briefs and a t-shirt cut into a tank top

63. First concert?

justin bieber (i was 9)

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target

65. Nike or Adidas?

....i have a nike shirt?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

peanuts.  i always had this fear that if i ate a sunflower seed, a sunflower would grow in my stomach and it made me feel icky

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

22

69. Ever take dance lessons?

i was in competitive dance for most of my childhood

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

i can barely picture myself in like 3 years let alone a future spouse and their career

71. Can you curl your tongue?

yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

no i suck at spelling

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes

74. What is your favorite book?

the entire Percy Jackson series and Heroes of Olympus series

75. Do you study better with or without music?

fuck idk

76. Regularly burn incense?

no.  im not allowed near fire

77. Ever been in love?

yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

hozier

79. What was the last concert you saw?

black veil brides (i was 12)

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot tea

81. Tea or coffee?

tea, but i like coffee too

82. Favorite type of cookie?

peanut butter M&Ms cookies

83. Can you swim well?

no

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yes

85. Are you patient?

depends

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

band

87. Ever won a contest?

yes

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no

89. Which are better black or green olives?

ew

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

fuck whoever you want whenever you want as long as its consensual

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room i suppose

92. Do you want to get married?

perhaps