#im no pro artist or even that amazing but i know illustrator pretty well uwu

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Rating All of Junkrat’s Sprays. Literally all of them. There’s like 37 or something

This is obviously gonna get long so I'm gonna put it under a read-more after the first five for the sake of everyone's dash (inspired by @cowboyologist rating all of his hubby Sigma's sprays 💝💝💝) Also some of these I had to go in and screenshot myself so they're not all transparent sorryyyy 😞😞😞

4/10, I do like how the title for this one is literally just AHHHH! as thats probably the noise most ppl make stepping into one of these things, but beyond that it's just so damn boring like. Okay it's Junkrat's steel trap with a gray and green explosive splash behind it. Ok and? NEEEEXT 🙄

11/10, gotta be honest I fucking love this one??? Like it's kinda terrifying but so is Junkrat so it works 😳💖💖 I srsly LOVE the eye sparks and how the teeth also spell "BANG BANG", it's so creative and cool and I LOVE ITTTT

-2/10 YOU JUST PUT THE OFFICIAL ART OF HIM THROUGH ILLUSTRATOR IMAGE TRACE BOOOOOO

3/10 The """cute""" Overwatch art style makes me want to spew but at least there is effort put in here, and this isn't honestly that bad if you can stand to look at it for a while. I like the lines a lot and the fact that his tire is nearly the same size as himself (plus his sharp teeth heehee), but jfc you could give someone blunt force trauma with that chin.

7/10 God this one is SO CLOSE to being perfect but I feel like the artist rly dropped the ball on his face?? Like his nose does NOT look like that in profile!!! Other than that I rly like the dynamics of the way he looks like he launched himself (hence the flames on his ass) and I also always love when they draw in the lil line details of his muscles hehehehehe 👀💖💖💖

8/10 He's Fuckign Green but I absolutely adore that lil shit-eating >:3c face he's making, he looks like he'd burn your house down and that's my favorite kinda rat art (plus this art style is so clean like ooooh I love when the spray art is GOOD)

200/10 NOW THIS IS THE REAL SHIT BABY, LOOK HOW FUCKING COOL THIS IS 👀💖💖💖💖 Like I literally can't think of anything bad about this spray, I'd get this shit on a sticker or a t-shirt in a heartbeat, it looks SO fucking cool

5/10 Cuz the artwork's fine and all (i'm especially looking at that fucking tongue oh my LORD) but I can't believe that actual official Blizzard art, they put his prosthetic leg on the wrong goddamned side??? LIKE I'M NOT LOOKING AT IT WRONG RIGHT?!?! I let that slide in fanart but like is literally official fucking art that is STILL IN GAME, LIKE COME ON it's not like this is something you can switch back and forth whenever you want, HE IS LITERALLY AN AMPUTEE and it feels kinda disrespectful to just completely ignore such an important detail, and you know what just writing this made me angrier so I'm demoting this to a 3/10

6/10 I mean they just took a screenshot from his Rip-Tire highlight intro and made it into a graphic but at least this one looks a lot better and they changed some things, plus I rly like the extremely sparse use of colors. Also the fact that this is called "For You" makes me just go 🥺🥺 For me?? 🥺💖🥺💖

100/10 I LOVE THIS SPRAY SO GOODAMN MUCH And thats for two little reasons: one, we get to see what his handwriting looks like and of course it’s messy and I adore that, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND. HE DREW THAT, meaning that his art skills are actually amazing and I couldn’t be happier about that 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 LIKE LOOK AT ALL THE DETAILS ON HIS GUN OMG Even if he just drew that from looking at it and not from memory, that’s still so good and I’m so proud of him and I can’t help but wonder if he would draw me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

6/10 it’s just kind of ehhhh but I do like the design and the stencil outline, I wouldn’t put in on my spray wheel in-game but it is rly cool lookin :3

-12/10 BOOO YOU JUST FUCKING PUT HIS IN GAME MODEL THROUGH IMAGE TRACE AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I stg I think all of the OG Overwatch heroes have this issue where their sprays kinda suck because they didn’t know what to do with them and this one is just so boring and lame uuuuugh

50/10 THIS ONE IS SO DUMB BUT I FUCKIN LOVE IT OMG I just love the implication that he launched himself along with a bunch of fireworks and the way his eyes are goin two different ways is so funny to me, I don’t even mind that his hair is white cuz it matches the color palette of the image, absolutely an awesome spray 💖💖💖

9/10 Such a cool spray! I love how dynamic it is and the letters behind the tire is awesome as well! Nothing more to say than this one looks rly cool :3

6/10 I hate this King Candy lookin ass skin but I won’t lie that this art has a kind of... energy to it 😳 I’m just weak for that damned grin of his sjhsdfjk Plus apparently the pose is a reference to that one Willy Wonka sarcastic meme so that’s pretty cool

8/10 Yeah it’s basic but I love the icon sprays! I’m a sucker for negative space and I’m ALSO a sucker for Jamie’s twisted lil grin so this is an all-around win of a spray for me 💖💖💖

1000000/10 FUUUUUUCK *slams fists on table* I CAN’T ENOUGH OF THIS SKIN AND THIS SPRAY ITS SO HOTTTTT 😭💖💖💖💖 THE SMILE THE LIGHTING THE EYEBROW RAISED THE 5 O’CLOCK SHADOW ITS SUCH GOOD SHIT MAN AAAAAAUGH 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

8/10 It’s a rly cute spray but idk how I feel about the yellow eyes and >:o lips, but I do like the detail of his right arm and leg being obscured. Clever lil ref to Jamie’s amputations uwu Also I wanna meet this kid who decided to dress for a dangerous wanted criminal for his Halloween costume. I’m a bit concerned for him.

7/10 Not much to say other than it looks rly cool! I kinda like that he got a unique card design over all the other OVW anniversary card designs, and I love his dark eyes and grin and I’m definitely looking at his chest. Good job artist owo

10/10 When the fuck is Blizzard gonna start selling these as real ornaments I need him on my tree

9/10 The way the artist is trying to make this skin look mysterious and spooky with those Guy Fieri pants is so funny to me, but other than that, it does honestly look quite mysterious and spooky. Good job artist 💖

4/10 Yep thats his steel trap. Idk what you want me to say. In all honesty I don’t really like the sprays that try to look like actual spraypaint designs, I appreciate what they were trying to do but they’re always the most boring sprays 😞

20/10 I ALWAYS put this one on the wall at the beginning of every match, I absolutely ADORE his gremlin face and the silhouette is flawless, absolutely fucking wonderful spray, I would give it a Kiss

9/10 Point missing cuz this spray just isn’t usable without the matching Roadhog spray, but when they’re together it’s absolutely PERFECT, I love it 💖💖💖💖 (also I still haven’t played with a Hog who’s used this spray but maybe someday 😞)

50/10 I WANT THIS SHIT ON THE BACK OF A BIKER JACKET MAN IT LOOKS SO COOOOOOOL And I love how it’s supposed to be imitating Roadhog’s tattoo, plus the flames look like Junkrat’s hair (or his hair is supposed to look like flames *wink wink*) all in all this is so badass I want to eat it

15/10 Kinda boring that the face is just his official art but IT’S A FUCKING REFERENCE TO THE MASK STARRING JIM CARREY, AKA ONE OF MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIES SO HOW CAN I NOT LOVE IT 💖💖💖💖💖 THE SPRAY IS EVEN CALLED “SMOKIN’” I FUCKING ADORE IT OH MY GODDDDD

10000000100000000101011103/10 OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDD 🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖🥴💖👀💖😳💖

9/10 Once again it’s not complete without the matching Roadhog spray but this spray fucking rocks, and this one I HAVE matched with a Roadhog player in-game so it’s an absolute win 💖💖💖 Plus I love the Christmas tree shades and the Pinkie Out with his drink, god what absolute king shit

8/10 THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIS FACE HJHFDLHGKS It’s intentionally Fucked Up which makes it absolutely hilarious and I can imagine Jamie seeing this on a street wall somewhere and grabbing it to bring it home for us to crack the fuck up at 💀💀💀

6/10 Looks cool and is useful for when you want to disapprove of someone else’s spray by blowing it up, but other than that it’s just. Eh. It exists.

4/10 Another one that’s just kind of. Eh. The spray paint drip at least makes it a bit more interesting than if it were just in a hexagon, but yeah it’s just. Eh. This looks like the kinda spray a new player who thinks he’s hot shit cuz he just got this one out of one of their first loot boxes uses.  

5/10 God damnit why are so many of Junkrat’s sprays just so MEH??? Like yeah this one looks cool but like. Okay it’s his gun and the circle outline has a spray paint drip! Okay!!!

100/10 I love it just as much as the other one with his frag launcher, like I said before: love his cute messy handwriting, love his genuinely impressive art, love him, love Jamie I LOVE MY SUNSHINE 🥺💖💖💖

7/10 Only so high cuz I like the idea and it was one of the first sprays I unlocked for his but other than that it’s just. Another meh one 😞😞😞 Also where is this supposed to be??? It looks more like a public park than anywhere in the Outback, I feel like it would be SO MUCH better if the background just looked like Junkertown or something but whatever. It’s meh.

8/10 A very quintessential Junkrat design, absolutely iconic and recognizable, I even have it on a t-shirt it’s that iconic. Absolutely love it tbh.

20/10 FUCK YEAH BABYYY For one of the basic release day sprays, this one is the fucking BEST and I could stare at it forever, plus it doesn’t have that bullshit issue of his prosthetics being on the wrong side like his “firework” spray has, I absolutely can NOT get enough of how unhinged and badass this art is UUUGH FUCK YES BABY 💖💖💖💖💖💖 (also I like the fact that he’s pretty dark here and it’s my theory that it’s from earlier in development where Junkrat was an Aboriginal Aussie which I still kinda wish they went with but oh well this spray still slaps)

10/10 God this spray is fucking adorable and so well-drawn too, and the pose makes me think that I just found this little gremlin in the backyard and he’s frozen with fear in the ray of my flashlight

9/10 It’s a shame we’re ending on such a basic one but I can’t deny that I rly do like this one a lot, I’ve used it in a few designs of my own and I really love how it looks 💖💖💖 Heeheehee SPEEN