#im sorry they are THE unhinged assholes-in-love in every universe :DD

[freuleinanna]

Masriel + commiting one or multiple crimes

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behold the modern-world-crime-au, cause i just had too much fun with it :D

Unlike in popular fiction, the guard does know what hit him, and in hindsight, he should have known better, but he was taught to trust women, and this one stormed into the bank flashing a badge and asking questions like nobody's business before putting a bullet through his chest.

'Now what - should I do - with you?' she muses, strolling into the far back-room and playfully aiming the gun at a man tied neatly to a chair; the devils in her eyes compliment an eerily chipper voice as she makes a grimace: 'Oh dear, a pretty face like yours - what a shame to waste it, don't you think?'

'I was starting to worry you wouldn't show up,' Asriel is grinning from ear to ear and even manages to steal a kiss while she's cutting the ropes, and then another, deeper one when he's fully free, both of them excited for the trouble heading their way; he takes the second gun, and turns to her, and grabs her hand saying: 'Let's get outta here, Marisa, my love.'