#im too kazy to change stuff around so fuck it we trans wamen now

[im-not-a-tamara-kinnie-i-promise]

Ive come to make an announcement: Tori the Communist's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on fucking Susan. That's right, she took her hedgehog-quilly fuckin' dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Tori, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!