#imagine anbu watching kakashi's front step trying to catch this person leaving babies only to have the kid show up inside the house somewhe

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Hatake Clan Crack AU

All the clans have some bullshit going on right? Well I had the absolutely hilarious thought that for the Hatake it is foundlings.

Essentially, the Hatake bloodline is a myth. Every member of the family is dropped off in the night by some family spirit or something. All the children have the silver hair, a symbol of their acceptance into the Hatake clan by the ancestors, and their chakra goes white when they are accepted bt the living.

This child delivery happens to every Hatake when they reach an age and time where they are ready to support a child. And it'll just keep happening. There is no stopping it.

So. Kakashi retires from being Hokage and a baby shows up on his door step. Ok. Cool. Um... guess it'll go to the orphanage... But the silver hair... Its all very confusing for him because there is actually no way it is his but it sure looks like it.

The next day it is back on his doorstep. He is *very* concerned now. He tries to put the kid in the orphanage like 2 more times before giving in.

A month later another kid shows up. This repeats until it stops being funny or Kakashi just straight up takes over the orphanage. The Hatake Clan is suddenly the biggest in the village except all but one of its members are under age 5.