#imagine them parenting li'l Akiyama

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A Reisaru Spy x family Au? Munakata as the spy, and Fushimi as the assassin. (Not sure who will be the child though)

Maybe one of the alphabet boys can be their kid, imagine like tiny flustered Akiyama being raised by Reisaru parents. So Munakata is the country’s top spy, he’s known for his flawless efficiency. Even though he seems like he should be really conspicuous due to how elegant and clever he is he’s actually very skilled in disguising himself, and even when he’s acting in his normal way he just has this air about him that makes people trust him and not suspect his motives. When he’s given the order to adopt a kid and find a spouse he immediately takes to it, perhaps being a bit pleased by the fact that he will get to be a father now. When he stops at the orphanage he’s very impressed by how cute and precocious young Akiyama-kun seems to be, unaware that Akiyama can actually read minds and is highly concerned about the scary oya man who has just adopted him. 

So now Munakata needs a spouse, initially he assumes that his handler Awashima would take the role but she has other duties to take care of and orders Munakata to find someone on his own, and don’t let them know who you are. Munakata considers who could be an appropriate spouse and that’s when he happens to run across Fushimi Saruhiko, who works at city hall. Fushimi is gloomy and irritable and incredibly skilled, which is the only reason he hasn’t been dragged away as a possible spy. He’s aware that he’s always under suspicion by his coworkers though, who find it strange that a good looking young man like him has never even so much as had a date with anyone. Fushimi claims he isn’t interested in that kind of stuff and he isn’t, especially since he’s far too busy with his other job as the country’s most skilled assassin.

Fushimi gets invited to some party and is asked to bring a date, with the undertone being that if he doesn’t that might be the last straw and despite his skills he’s getting reported to the authorities. Fushimi thinks this is a total pain and why can’t he just kill them all, he’s stopping by a tailor to pick up a suit when he happens to run into Munakata and Akiyama (Akiyama reads Fushimi’s mind just he’s thinking that ‘why can’t I kill them all’ and now Akiyama’s concerned again). Munakata immediately takes to Fushimi though, starting up pleasant conversation and finding out that Fushimi needs a date. Not one to leave an opportunity alone Munakata offers himself as a possibility, Fushimi only agrees thinking he can dump this guy later.

However then when they actually meet for the date they get attacked by some guys who suspect Munakata is a spy, Fushimi assumes they’re after him as an assassin and the two of them end up working together to get the guys off their tail (all while offering very thin excuses for why Munakata seems unperturbed by all this or why Fushimi is covered in knives). Afterward when they’re safe Munakata decides to just go for it and asks Fushimi to marry him, Fushimi’s immediately like why should I. Munakata lays out a perfect list of all the reasons why it would make sense for Fushimi to marry him and how it would make things easier on them both, Fushimi sighs and is like fine whatever I guess I can but don’t expect me to like you.

Munakata says that’s perfectly fine, this is a business arrangement after all, but of course he can’t help himself from wanting to dote on Fushimi a little. He quickly learns how talented Fushimi is (clerically, he hasn’t figured out the murder part) and he thinks that Fushimi is very intriguing in general. Fushimi suddenly finds himself with a husband and a kid and he has no idea how to deal with this, imagine Munakata suggests he make dinner while Munakata’s at work and Fushimi just stands there staring at the kitchen like how (Munakata is also not skilled in cooking beyond heating up noodles, Akiyama has to cook for them). Munakata’s always being so casually affectionate and Fushimi has no idea why, like this is supposed to be a business arrangement between them so why is Munakata so kind to him and why can’t Fushimi bring himself to hate Munakata the way he wants to.