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Congratulations  to The Great British Bake Off on your NTA award this evening! Westover Gallery are delighted to nominate the very deliciously talented artists, Peter and Jayne Smith, who bake impossimally delectable cakes on canvas, for the next series! Meanwhile, let’s congratulate Prue, Paul, Sandi and Noel with a toast 🥂 🍾 🥂 Cheers!!! 🍾 #impossimals #petersmithartist #peterandjaynesmith #prueleith #noelfielding #paulhollywood #sanditoksvig #westovergallery #ourartworld #bakeoff #petersmithcollective #nta #nationaltelevisionawards https://www.instagram.com/p/B74Mom5nApo/?igshid=1fm3u9qlof285

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Fizzy Rascal | Sotally Tober collection | Peter Smith Impossimal painting

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And now for something completely different...

And now for something completely different…

It’s been a very, very long time since I have had the time to update the blog with a new entry, it did used to get updated most days with various surreal and strange entries but gradually the creative side of the Impossimals have taken over my waking hours. Fortunately I have a little more time at the moment, the studio is undergoing a transformation in preparation for the biggest undertaking so…

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If anyone is struggling with ideas for NPC’s, I’m down to help out

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Because I’m worth it (and it’s the weekend after all) Sensational collection by Peter and Jayne Smith . £495 Framed #petersmith #jaynesmith #impossimals #westovergallery https://www.instagram.com/p/B479NtQHbeG/?igshid=1lytogesk87o9

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A really big thank you to Peter and Jayne, a great afternoon and especially fabulous to have your company today! #art #artistsoninstagram #artistsoninstagram #impossimals #arthumour #originalart #storyart #london #bournemouth #impossimals #loveart #impossimals #afternoontea #pennysweets #surrealart #originalart #interior #interiorart #talkart #arttalk #untilnexttime (at Westover Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwNTZ6TB3m1/?igshid=k6691drwuo3a

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The Rampant Jekllyed Whatabanker Sculpture - (being careful on the pronunciation! ) is now in the gallery for viewing and pre orders being taken £695. Hurry on in to the gallery and meet the artists this afternoon, impossimally great fun! 😉🙂 #humour #impossimals #cake #peterandjaynesmith #westovergallery #artexhibition #punchandjudy #besidethesea #instaart #artistsofinsta #loveart #bournemouth #bigben #jurrasic #dinosaur #jurrasicworld #makeutbournemouth #somethingfortheweekend #saturday https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMer3bhruh/?igshid=i80b1sv6avn2

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D R W H O H O O ? You won't want to miss the story unfold! Meet Peter and Jayne Smith on Saturday 13th April and remember to stay tuned for the next episode!! Or teleport to Westover Gallery online or in Bournemouth! 🤖 #makeitbournemouth #lovebournemouth #dorsetecho #westovergallery #drwho #doctorwho #petersmith #peterandjaynesmith #impossimals #outofthisworld #anotherworld #makeithappen #artistsoninstagram #artistappearance #meettheartist #artexhibition #bournemouthart #dorset #jurrasiccoast #jaynesmithartist https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtbsHcDnLg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8r28dnt6mcsy

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Pankhurst's Portable Punch Him Judy Booth, signed #PeterSmith hand-varnished giclée on canvas framed WAS £595 now £297.50. Only 1 available The world of Eccentricus Britannicus by Impossimal duo Peter and Jayne Smith may just be their most raucous release yet! This #seaside ditty is inspired by the #Suffragette movement of the early 20th century. The ‘Punch Him Judy Booth’ sees untrained husbands biffed into submission. Men who survive are awarded medals in purple, white and green (the colours of the movement). Those who don’t work for the #government. #punchandjudy #artforfun #loveart #limitededitionart #besidetheseaside https://www.instagram.com/p/CCBorQnHGcc/?igshid=1h0buayg29ykl

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READ EM! All Our Secrets Right Here!

READ EM! All Our Secrets Right Here!

I love carpark picnics, a chance to dine from tupperware when we visit galleries for appearances but have you ever wondered why we put ourselves through it and all the extensive travelling? It’s certainly not originally out of choice, it’s more of something that has been thrust upon us over the years after experiencing varying miserable levels of service at some of the high street chains and…

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101 Interesting Ways To Expire

101 Interesting Ways To Expire

I’m often surprised at some of the random things we get up to; some are planned, others come out of nowhere and others, well, others, just happen.

Little did I realise last year that when we upsticks and moved Impossimal HQ after living for eighteen years in the same place that life in general would become tinged excitement and danger on such a regular basis that we now feel lucky if we make it…

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Oribarmy

Many people are turning to the ancient art of Oribarmi, or useless paper folding to replace disappointing television as entertainment. It’s quite easy to do and to get you on your way here’s a few easy projects to make some stunning paper sculptures. All you need a a piece of paper similar to the above. Please don’t choose paper size larger than six foot, it requires two people to fold and a…

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Stop! Look! It's The Law!

Stop! Look! It’s The Law!

Detective Sergent Collywobble here and today I want to tell you about some of the improvements to the police force in your area and assure you that government cuts will not effect you in any way. Don’t forget to dial 01821-PIZZA-XPRESS to get through to our handy Polica-Pizza-Pie ordering service which in no way is run to help with the cutbacks.

After scanning your postcode we see your area has…

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Where Have All The Impossimals Gone?

Where Have All The Impossimals Gone?

You may have noticed a bit of a change of pace this year, Impossimals normally make their appearance around February but this year they have still to make an appearance. It’s something they have done like clockwork every year since 2005 so what better way after whizzing through the Impossimal ten year mark in 2015 than to shake things up a bit and add a bit more excitement to a typical Impossimal…

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A Piece Of Pee

A Piece Of Pee

It’s been a while since I have posted on the blog about some of the more usual unusual experiences I have had lately that has left me feeling like I’m in the twilight zone, it’s not that I don’t want to share these unique experiences it’s just that with Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Pinterest, emails and another hundred other online jobs it’s just time it seems in the digital…

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It's A Sketch Up

It’s A Sketch Up

An oil sketch that has developed into another painting altogether.

Over the last few weeks I have been in the studio working on several brand new Impossimal collections for 2016. As usual they have all started off with simple pencil sketches followed by a pretty detailed oil sketch and this year, especially after the wonderful time I had painting Lost Alice I wanted the new Impossimals to sing.

P…