#in case your wondering about unemployed brendon specifically: i have no idea

[bunnieswithknives]

Can we get a quick list of David's motivations for killing all the "teachers" in this AU?

Tony: caught David grave robbing

Coffin: already dead history teacher

Tracey: she was just a bit obnoxious while David was having a bad day

Colin: was getting on David's tail after he killed his sister

Notepad: David poisoned her coffee because she 'said mean things about him' (she was addressing his psych evaluation lol)

Warren: General incel asshole, everyone hated that guy so David took him as free game

Shrignold: hyper religious and homophobic, and made it every body else's problem

Brendon: an art teacher who was sleeping with his students

Van: like, the only day David ever got to class early, he was already dead at his desk from oldness.

Twins: also already dead, probably a car accident.