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martyrbat · 1 year

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[ID: tags by @clarkcvnt that read, “#prev you gotta watch the batman (2022) #minus the hairlessness robert pattinson as bruce is your type #well assuming that i accurately assessed that (one of) your types are pathetic emo looking guys who need to get plowed #he's lacking in the body hair department but otherwise !!!” END ID]

RICHIE YOU CANNOT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS.....

#YEA YOURE RIGHT HES MY TYPE (cries during sex and is soooo tortured <3) BUT JDODJFF #so honoured im the weird body hair and ‘wow.... they really... have a type huh' mutual <33 #but no ive seen gifs and photos of him and hes hot !!! but i put it off for so long because of the flashing lights & im sensitive to that!#my friend (fairly recently) was super nice and wrote a time stamp of when they happen so!! i got that to help me finally get to it!#its just a matter of begging my brain to be able to actually focus on anything & making time to finally watch it <333 #in my batman sequel that lives in my head — battinson has the ugliest facial hair known to man tho <3

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