#in my head this is post canon and becomes new rant kendall goes on sometimes while stewy scrolls on his phone

[nativehueofresolution]

an important moment in kendall coming to terms with his sexuality was the one night he watched a nature documentary while extremely high and it happened to briefly touch on homosexuality in the animal kingdom. he started weeping openly after seeing two male lions together. stewy came home and had to listen to kendall's rambles abt how the king of the fucking jungle could only be satisfied by another king, how fucking beautiful is that. a true alpha male can only respond to another fucking alpha, just look at nature. it's all there that's the blueprint, man.