#in other news: Soren would be the most obnoxious parent in the world | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nightmareonpeachstreet · 6 months

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sometimes I remember when people tried to use Priam as proof that Ike wasn't gay, as if Ike's intersex genderfluid half-dragon twink husband Soren wouldn't immediately start happy-crying thinking about a bunch of tiny little Ikes running around their house the minute Ike asks him if he's ever thought about having kids.

#in other news: Soren would be the most obnoxious parent in the world #he would straight up get a call from the principle saying his son got into a fight and rush to the school to ask his son ''did you win?''#and if the answer is no he will go over his son's strategy with him that night to improve his odds of winning next time #child: mom what do I do if I'm in a headlock #Soren: you need to start biting people. also take this knife and conceal it in your boot #he also does this with his daughters. obviously #anyway I think about Ike and Soren having kids quite often because the shenanigans are very funny #Ikesoren #Ike #Soren #Priam #Fire Emblem //#FEA //#FEPoR //#FERD //#(ok my radiant dawn tag just looks like i'm talking about Ferdinand very enthusiastically gfodivgnoifdohi whoops)

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