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#in the dental office like Voldemort Unicorn! come hither I can smell you on high I know it's you
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I still get tripped out when I look in a pack of cigarettes and the label is some kind of elongated license plate telling me some fucked up story sometimes.
#me one day oh got her vag has teeth#then it is like no you fucking idiot🙄#my tree kin pee peck#well in short it's magic#me: that both makes compleste sense and none whatsoever#whats over what#what you mean this fucking rather space constraining meat here I'm fucking struggling and you have flund something better than ceiling#maybe she won't notice...ok maybe nobody else will notice#*shrugs* you know what fuck it she looks full of fear and anticipation of inevitability#jaw open slightly just staring barely sparing me a have my God half keeping secrets#I don't know how to tell you this but I don't usually do this with other girls but I can't help myself with you#in the dental office like Voldemort Unicorn! come hither I can smell you on high I know it's you#if my section of the east or night speaks though shall hear what I am saying girl you is a fire hydrant wake up#another couple seconds and I would begin to suspect the little death (French here alright) had made her lose control#and she was on her new favorite drug#me: mad? her; like I am an oversized blow pop she needed now#all blinking and smiling at me: ok I guess she isn't mad at me good....you sure....I mean ... ok just checking#gives me the green light to proceed on our weird diacussions#I am just absently like yeah I will corrupt her and make her my personal fucktoy thar will be convinced it wasn't her idea#one thing I know if you were around I wanted her#girl sorting through your closet professionally who are you and why did I get dragged snap in here by another girl#Snap Dragon.....no shit yo#spaced out drag (so fuckingsexy mmmm)#absent snap what did I just smoke oh blows yup silly me#looks up#me: 🤤#so let me pretend you are a boo boo and I am WT#oh yeah look at that dancer ass ï#I suppose my ass has always been adored by you#poopie time sure what's you eating oh it don't melt like butter
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