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Isn't it weird how big of a role taxes play in the Oxventure when I'm pretty sure none of them need to pay them in the first place

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The height of my oxboxtra hyperfixation was a couple years back, BUT upon learning that there's a fairly decent size fandom here, I'd like to bless y'all with my old memes. Unfortunately there's more than can fit in one post so check reblogs for the rest <3

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Barnaby: Do you ever just want to talk about your feelings?

Lilith: No.

Kasimir: I do

Barnaby: I know, Kasimir

Kasimir: I'm sad

Barnaby: I know, Kasimir

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Zillah: How often do you exercise?

Edvard: Three times.

Zillah: A week? A month?

Edvard: Three times.

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Egbert: It took me a while, but I've gotten over my fear of ghosts

Dob: That's the spirit!

Egbert: WHERE-

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Prudence: There are three ways to do something. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dob way.

Merilwen: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Corázon: Yes, but it's faster

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Egbert: Wow, this mace is really expensive. Fifty gold!

Corázon: That's nothing for me

Prudence: You literally steal my food when we're at taverns so you don't have to pay

Corázon: Act broke to stay rich!

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Dob: I have only ever been nice to you.

Merilwen: You thunderwaved me yesterday!

Dob: There was a bug on your shoulder!

Merilwen: I was talking to it

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Johnny: Why are your shoes wet?

Merilwen: There was a huge puddle

Johnny: But why did you step in it

Merilwen: It was a huge puddle

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Johnny: *picks up phone*

Prudence: It's prudence

Johnny: What did she do this time

Prudence: No, it's me, prudence

Johnny: What did you do this time

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Johnny: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, Corazón

Corazón: I'm pretty sure I don't care, Johhny

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Johnny: Dob...

Dob: Oh, "Dob" in b flat

Dob: I'm in trouble

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Egbert: Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a lot more interesting.

Johnny: Okay but consider this- what if you didn't

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Egbert: So what did you do today?

Prudence: Prevented a murder

Egbert: That's amazing! How?

Prudence: Self control

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Merilwen: I have a bad feeling about this...

Dob: What?

Merilwen: Don't you ever get a voice in your head that says 'this is a bad idea'?

Dob: No?

Merilwen: This. Actually explains a lot

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Fun facts with Corazón!

Corazón: If you saw someone steal from the museum, no you didn't