#in the hebrew version his name was Bluffer

[onlycleverinmyhead]

Bone was so fucking funny sometimes

like half the plot of book four was this:

Villager: there’s this shady guy who says he can kill dragons and all he wants is a fuckton of money

Villager: he hasn’t killed any dragons yet but I'm sure he will

Villager: he tricked us once before

 Villager: His name is “Phoney”