#in this J.J. Jameson hunts spider man to bring him to justice
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Been having a Spider-Man Arc recently. I've come up with this fucking stupid alternate reality where everyone who is currently famous is instead a Marvel character but in a dystopia where everyone is an indentured servant to a company that has no ceo. Might open an AO3 account just to write this out bc I think it's really funny.
#spiderman#guy fieri is spider man and he knifes people to death#J.K. Simmons is J Jonah Jameson and also Kraven the hunter#in this J.J. Jameson hunts spider man to bring him to justice#The avengers are made up of Elon Musk and Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson but it's essentially just a sad white man support group#Also the corporations and governments are not run by people they are run by computers (not smart ones) that randomly generate dumb decision#also guy fieri spider man is still the jolly spider ma we all know but just kinda kills petty criminals because
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