Sebasatian about Obama: It's just every time I look at him I get these pains in my chest, and I just know it's his fault, that bitch!
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Obama: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Sebastian: I love those moments. I like to wave them as they pass by.
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Sebastian: That would go against my moral compass.
Obama: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.
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