#incorrectquotesmiraculous

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Félix: It's valentine's day, so i dediced to send a box of chocolate to the cutest girl in Adrien class.

Marinette: Yeah. About that...The card on your box literally said "To the cutest girl in Class". So now everyone's arguing about who that could be...

Félix: I know. I'm not in love with anyone in particular, sweet. I just wanted to start a fight.

[aktn-lux]

Marinette: "We all have our demons"

Marinette: *grabbing a grumpy looking Felix* "This one’s mine."

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Félix: *taps in rhythm*

Adrien: *taps in response*

Gabriel: Stop that.

Adrien: Stop what?

Gabriel: I know you two are talking about me in morse code.

Félix, with sarcasm: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*Later*

Félix, to Marinette: That's exactly what we did.

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Adrien: Good job

Félix: You're...giving me a sticker?

Adrien: Not Just any sticker. A sticker that says "Me-wow"!

Félix: Adrien, I'm not a child

Adrien: Fine. I'll take it back then

Félix: NO!Back off, I earned this!

[aktn-lux]

(Several days after marinette tells kagami she liked Felix)

Marinette: you kiDNAPPED FELIX?? THAT’S ILLEGAL! 

Kagami: but what’s more illegal, Marinette? Briefly inconveniencing Felix or letting you never confess your feelings for them and live a life of celibacy? 

Marinette: KIDNAPPING HIM, KAGAMI!

[aktn-lux]

Felix: In the light of how you saved me tonight, you may hug me from four to five seconds.

Marinette: Forty-five seconds???!!?

Felix: No! FOUR TO FI–

Marinette: [holds Felix] No take backs!

[aktn-lux]

(Felix was almost always watched by fans and paparazzi so for more privacy they learned morse code)

Marinette: [tapping fingers on table]

felix: [taps fingers back furiously]

Alya: …What’s going on?

Adrian: Morse code. They’re talking.

Marinette: -. --- / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - (NO YOURE THE CUTEST)

Felix: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK 

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Félix: *pointing to broken coffee maker* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want know who did it.

Marinette:...I did it, I broke it...

Félix: No. No, you dindn't. Stone?

Luka: What? I dindn't break it! And It's Couffaine.

Adrien: Interesting. Then how'd you even know it was broken?

Luka: Because it's setting right in front of us and it's broken!

Adrien:....Suspicious.

Luka: F*cking hell, Adrien!

Lila: Not that it matters, but Chloé was the last who used it.

Chloé: Liar! I don't even drink crap, I drink tea!

Lila: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?

Chloé: I use the wooder stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Marinette: Let's not fight. I broke it. I'll pay for it, Félix.

Félix: No. Who broke it?

Alya: You know everyone, Kagami's been really quiet...

Kagami: Really?

Alya: Yeah, really.

Everyone: *angry screeching*

Félix, drinking coffee, in another room: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on.

Félix: *ear the sounds of pure chaos and smirk* Good. Things were getting a titlle too chummy around here.

[aktn-lux]

Marinette: *is upset about something*

Felix: It’s okay, just let the feelings out

Marinette: *begins to tear up*

Felix: [running away in terror] PUT THEM BACK IN THERE NETTA!

[aktn-lux]

Random person: *runs face-first into a tree*

Felix: "I don't care about anyone, they can take care of themselves."

Mari: *gets a paper cut*

Felix: "omg netta! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need a bandaid?"

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Marinette: I said I wanted McDonalds!

Félix: and I bought you MacDonalds?

Marinette: I mean food, not the whole company!!

[aktn-lux]

Felix: "do you love me?"

Marinette: "Felix,we’re married…"

Felix:...

Felix: "yeah but as friends or-"

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Marinette: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Félix, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.

[aktn-lux]

Broken Realities and Perfect Fantasies

Felinette au that I plan on maybe writing.

Collège Françoised Dupont's exchange program wasn't all that good. A student who was apart of the program barely had any friends or anyone interested in showing the student around. Without any friends (or witnesses) he was a popular target for bullies. As a result, the student got akumitized. More and more students got akumstized for that same reason.

The school's reputation went way down by alot. To fix their reputation and continue the exchange program, they made "the buddy system" where two months before the students attend school they are given a pen pal. You and your "buddy" were to email back and forth and get to know each other, then afterwords when they finally make it to the school, you are to show them around. You are to stay with your buddy during school you sit next to them in all your classes, and you are required to have lunch with them at least three times a week.

The buddy program was completely optional, with students who did volunteer, getting small perks like, being allowed to eat off-campus for lunch, being provided free lunch (the good kind), and many others

Marinette's 'buddy' was Felix Culpa. They hated each other. How were they going to survive this?

I've never really written anything before- so it probably sucks-

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Adrien: Wake up, the sun has risen!

Félix: and what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

[tiredbirdneedscoffee]

Ladybug: Alrighty gentleman, what your names?

Adrien: Don't tell her Félix!

Ladybug: Félix.

Félix: Adrien, you're such a dumbass.

Ladybug: and Adrien.