#inspired by me accidentally styling my hair in the dead mom hairstyle

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

MDZS AU in which Lan Jingyi is a transmigrator but nothing changes about canon except the fact that one day WWX dons the Dead Anime Mom Hairstyle™️ and LJY goes up to him in a barely concealed panic and says "Wei-qianbei you need to change your hairstyle immediately!!"

Option 1: WWX is confused and a little hurt "I thought I looked nice like this :( Lan Zhan said it suits me... but if you insist..."

Option 2: WWX is also a transmigrator but it slips right out of his mouth that "I already died before, little one, the dead mom hair curse won't affect me anymore" and accidentally gives himself away

Option 3: LWJ is also a transmigrator and the moment he saw WWX with that hairstyle he got cold chills all over but he didn't have the heart to tell WWX (who was so excited about his new look) to change... so he spent the whole day prickly and panicked about whether WWX would die again