#instead i think tumblr's stupid spaghetti code is fucking it up again

[bitegore]

tumblr is such a fascinatingly fucked up website. who did this

[notyourclockworkgirl1711]

EVEN MORE Ghostbuster's Shenanigans (Still Feat. Rookie) Part 6; Michaela Laws Tumblr Post Edition

Egon: My PKE Meter wasn't working so I yelled "Christo!" at it.

Egon: The Screen immediately went black. I'm performing an exorcism now.

Rookie: Is that silly string?

Egon: It's not silly string if it's a very serious matter

Peter: Serious string then.

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Peter: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Ray: Hey Spaghetti, it's time for dinner!

Peter: What are we having?

Ray: Winston!!

Egon: I swear, everyone in this Firehouse is high

Rookie: Shut up Chocolate!

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Rookie: I JUST BURNED MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF! LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU 3RD-DEGREE BURNS! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Peter: Maybe if you go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours, this wouldn't happen.

Rookie: OH, I'M SORRY! IT'S 3:38 AM! LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT!!!

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Peter: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saled

Rookie: That was deep.

Winston: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is also a smoothie

Ray: That was deeper!

Egon: Common sense is knowing that a Ketchup isn't a darn smoothie, you nasty!

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Peter: Cough, Rough, Though, through; Why don't these words rhyme?

Winston: This has made me angry my entire life!!

Egon: A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; After falling into a slough he coughed and hiccoughed.

Winston: HOLY FUCK WHY!?

Peter: English, you're drunk. Go home!!

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Rookie: Why am I not a banana?

Egon: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana

Rookie: Thanks man

Peter: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana then other people?

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Winston: August, September, Halloween, November, December

Ray: I think you mean August, September, Halloween, Turkey, Christmas

Egon: I believe it's spelled Hot as Balls, Fuck it's School Again, Halloween, Turkey, Christmas

Peter: Don't forget New Years, Forever Alone, Windy as Fuck, Shit it's raining, Allergies, Oh Hey It's actually Decent, Wait nevermind.

Rookie: ♪♪♪And a partridge in a pear tree♪♪♪

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Peter: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Rookie: And here we have a capitalist.

Ray: Did you just--

Egon: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Ray: Julius Ceaser's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.

Egon: Apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to kill him and he only had 23 stab wounds.

Peter: Sounds about right.

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Rookie: I keep cursing in Ice Cream flavors and Winston has told me to stop.

Rookie: I still haven't stopped.

Egon: How do you curse in Ice Cream flavors?

Rookie: WHAT THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK?! I'LL KICK YOUR ROCKY ROAD AND PUNCH THE EVERLOVING STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE OUTTA YOU!!

Ray: Holy Fudge....

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Janine: Oh Gosh, my Boyfriend isn't home and I forgot the english word for this thing. He usually helps, but I can't!

Ray: I will assist?

Janine: You know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it get's too big for it?! What is it?????

Ray: Hermit Crab?

Janine: THAT'S THE BITCH!!!

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Rookie: How can Lawyers argue without crying?

Louis: I am a Lawyer and let me tell you; It get's like super close, dude.

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Peter: If I was trapped in a room full of Explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole fungus, I would die.

Egon: How the heck would you even get in that situation?

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Ray: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the very definition of dread!

Egon: Are you okay?

Ray: Peter stole my fucking Marshmallows.