#is he like evil?

[hopeless-eccentric]

i feel like in another universe brad pitt and i were coworkers and he was straight and i dont mean like straight i mean like STRAIGHT straight like adam sandler shorts every day and being a full adult jumping to hit doorframes straight. are you with me? and we're pals and i come out to him and im like hey man im trans and in many ways this strengthens our friendship (he takes some joy in arm wrestling with me. i do too but for a different reason) (sometimes he slaps me on the back and i think about it for days) but it takes him a while to stop holding doors for me so often and shit and i can tell his internal perception of me hasnt changed at all and it breaks my heart a little but the chivalry kinda does it for me and hes great with kids and he has a great smile and sometimes his shirt rides up and im really normal about it. i dont really know anything about brad pitt. maybe hes evil. who knows. many such cases. but i feel like i had a toxic one sided tragic crush-on-a-straight-guy in another life